1. *There *would *be *stars *before *every *word *like *this *because *of *that *stupid *psycho *I *mean *psychic. >;)
2. Ev'body would use 'da ebonics 'dat Justy duz.
3. Everybody would worship Superman.
4. All females would wear as little as possible for Justy and if they're overweight Justy would have free liposuction for them.
5. All males pants would be so baggy theyd be all the way down their bootys. (Hmm...Not a bad thought.)
6. Everybody woul have a Superman emblem contact like Joey.
7. Everyone would have the flame emblem tattooed on their ankles, except those afraid of needles. (I won't say any names, JC!)
8. The national color would be baby blue.
9. Everyone would have white and black dreds.
