Me: Hey, guys.
*N Sync: Hey.
Me: I have a few questions for you.
Justin: I'm single and ready to mingle.
JC: You dope, this isn't Bop! Tell the truth for once in yo' gangsta' life!
Justin: Oh. Then I'm going out with...What's her name, Chris?
Chris: Heather, you idiot! JC's sister.
JC: She's my sister? I knew they looked alike. Phat.
Joey: I'm hungry.
Me: Ok...Do you guys dress this preppy on your own of does someone force you?
JC: *winks at me* We usually dress much baggier wit' 'da pants and we only wear wife-beaters. When we get a freaking choice.
Me: Baggier? Justy's pants already almost swallow him whole!
JC: Did you see Eminem on MTV Spring Break?
Me: Yeah, why?
JC: 'Dat baggy.
Me: *thinks they fell off him completely...To his ankles. Whoa, JC!*
JC: *pulls his plaid shirt off and reveals a wife-beater.
Me: Heaven. I'm in heaven. BTW, JC, nice boxers.
JC: Thanks.
Me: *calls Baby Bone* Hey, JC has muscles. Explain later. *hangs up*
JC: All ya gotsta do is pop a few of Justy's 'roids and do a few hundred of everything.
Me: *rips my eyes away from JC's bod to his face* Ok, JC, I saw your Yahoo! chat transcript. Who do you think you fooled with' your little "I'll just say I'm a gentleman" answer to the question about whether or not you're a virgin?
JC: Every single teeny bopper in 'da world! *maniacal laughter*
Joey: I'm hungry!
Chris: I'm funny!
Lance: Where'd you get that eyeshadow?
Justin: I play b-ball and I'm cute!
JC: Shove it, Bleach Boy.
Me: Ok, back to reality! Back to my questions, please. What do you think of Britney Spears?
Justin: Who?
JC: Bitchney.
Justin: *shudders violently and clamps a hand over his mouth to keep from losing his lunch.*
Me: Ok, wrong thing to ask. Lance says "Giddy Up" isn't about horses, so what is it about? *already knows*
JC: *stands up, sings "Ride it, ride it, ride it!" while doing their famous pelvic thrusts.*
Me: Gladly, Hon, gladly.
Joey: I'm hungry.
JC: *puts his arm around me* You look good enough to eat, Babe.
Me: Justin, Lance, Chris, Joey! Out!
The rest is unappropriate for a web-site that teeny-boppers that like JC might visit.
*This never actually happened, I have never met *N Sync, although I wouldn't mind it!
