*If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

*If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

*What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

*If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

*Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?

*If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

*Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

*How can someone "draw a blank"?

*If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

*If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

*If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?

*If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

*If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

*Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

*If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect then why do we practice?

*Why do we push the buttons on a remote control harder when we know the batteries are dead?

*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

*Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

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