THE NIMAGE REALM
This is the land where light is hampering and darkness is blinding. Ducks resemble rabid sQuirrels and the venomous septapus is the terror of all sea-faring construction workers. There are no lower case "Q"s and it is not uncommon to see a pack of caloric being chased by a frantic Caloricherd. Solid Fermium is the strongest substance in existance, and the loyal Nimage subjects are ruled by a just and fair king by the name of Arnica Florence Kelvin Kinetic.
The men, women, boys and sQuirrels (there is also a TRACE amount of girls) of Nimage enjoy many pastimes. The national sports are Quidditch and Running Amok. In the summer, when the climate in the Nimage Realm drops below its regularly tropical temperatures, many Nimaginites head north to the temperate Caloric Plains where, due to the abundance of candle bushes, caloric thrives resulting in warmer, brighter temperatures.
The most commonly found crops of the Nimage Realm are candle bushes, sponge trees, and a rare tuber found only in Nimage called a zangrat. The main exports of the Nimage Realm are kneecaps, cats and sponges. There has recently been an outcry from the surrounding realms for caloric, as the deadly Dimwit disease has been carried from the Land of Rupitor and is spreading Quite rapidly. The economy is booming and there has never before in the history of the realm been a better time to be a used car salesman.
Other Informative Pages on the Nimage Realm:
The Nimage Realm for 50 Drums a Day
Ask Ardie: The Realm's most Popular Aardwolf Answers YOUR Questions!
