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Welcome Hello, and
welcome to Steve and Rob's Grudgematch! This is just a site where we like
to vent our frustrations by, having grudgematches! All we do is have a
written match commentary. Some of you may find it funny and some of you
might have to grab a bucket because of how disgustingly funny it is! Well,
I hope you enjoy this site, I know I enjoyed making it.
THE FIRST MATCH
| Opponents: |
Kelly Bundy vs. Steve vs. Ralph Wiggum |
| Medium of Battle: |
Everyone's favorite game.....Scrabble! |
| Scenario: |
Kelly sees Steve and Ralph playing Scrabble. Then
she says, "What's that?" That's when all the trouble begins... |
And here is where we start the match...
GO!!!
| Steve: |
I will say that I am the clear winner. Ralph will eliminate himself in
the first few minutes by shoving scrabble squares up his nose till his head
pops like a zit. As shown in countless episodes of Married With Children,
Kelly is a girl very open to suggestion. Because of this, I will have no
problem convincing her the QZXZJWQA is a word, and worth a triple word score
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| Rob: |
Instead of that, Kelly would call over a bunch of her CLOSE friends
(strippers) and they would distract you while Kelly accidently set the board on
fire with her acetone from her beauty kit. Then Ralph would somehow, stupidly,
probably cause the pieces from scrabble are shoved all the way to his brain, to
stand around the in the middle of the fire and burn to death, along with the
board. Therefore it's a draw, although Ralph is the one that loses this one.
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| Steve: |
nice
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| Steve: |
but... |
| Rob: |
thank you, shall we continue, or is there another possible scenario?
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| Steve: |
even without a scrabble board, I think I could convince her that I won
the scrabble game |
| Rob: |
No, because Bud, in his infinite wisdom, would come and whisper to his
sister that you have to have a BOARD in order to win a game. |
| Rob: |
So, Kelly would win, despite her dwarfing intelligence.
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Now that you have seen our first match, what do you think? Give
Rob or
Steve a
holler.
©2003 Steve and Rob's Grudgematch
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