Senor beachball

So I have a beachball, he smiles, says things like, "beachball, beachball, beachball", and we go on adventures with my friends. What's wrong with that? No one is sure how this happened, but it just did, I just woke up one day and BAM! talking beachball, he has been with me ever since. So I went over to my friends house to introduce him to the crew and my friend is playing on his gamecube, and I'm like, "Danny, Senor Beachball, Senor Beachball, Danny". Senor Beachball is all like, "Beachball, beach" being all polite and all, and Danny is all like, "I'm not talking to a beachball", so Senor Beachball gets all offended, picks up the extra controller, and proceeds to beat Danny at his own game.

See, that's Danny getting beaten by Senor Beachball.

So now Danny's all upset, and he says, "You might have beaten me in videogames, but there is one thing that you cant beat me at........Rocking Out!" Senor Beachball, fast as a cat, jumped off the floor, and started his own half hour rendition of Highway to Heaven, complete with dancers and fire eaters.

Senor Beachball, pre-fireworks.

Now after calming the arrogant Danny and showing him that just because someone wears party hats, does not have eyes, and is a beachball, does not make you better then them. In learning this great truth we all decided to celebrate by going to Ihops, but along the way we passed a El Doraldo.

See, there it went.

So Danny, Albert, Alfredo, Senor Beachball, and myself all pack into Danny's car and we head to Ihop, but somehow along the way Alfredo gets sucked into a timewarp and gets turned into a zombie.

Alfredo's unfortunate accident with the time/space continuim

We get to Ihop and no one noticed that Alfredo has started to change, so we all take a picture. On a related note, there was this one guy that kept trying to get into our pictures, can you spot him?

Alfredo fights the evilness within, Danny has become good friends with Senor Beachball, no one knows what the hell Albert's doing, and who is that guy?

We get inside, and sit down to order. Just when we think everything is fine, Alfredo STRIKES!!!!

Look out Senor Beachball, a gay homosexual Alfredo zombie is attacking you!!!

But just in the nick of time this guy interferes.

This guy interfering.

We then somehow end up outside in a half circle pit to witness the Greatest Battle Ever- Ducky vs Senor Beachball.

Greatest Battle Ever

Something then goes horribly wrong and in the wake of the battle Alfredo learned that being a zombie was just plain wrong and returns to his normal self.

The horror...... the horror.

In the end everyone was fine but we somehow lost Alfredo.

Albert's all right.

Danny's back to life.

Ducky's still starring at me.

The End

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