Why should you join my fanclub?

This is the main part of this site... As you might allready know my days are coming and there is nothing that can stop me now from taking over the world...so make it easy on your self and singn up for free and I will have mercy on your soul...
Be afraid, be very afriad for my days are coming..
MOHAHAHA
If I was you I would sign up right now...Or feel my raft..!
And for you who don't know, I will doom you to crawl in the dust...
And that is just the beginnig....
MOHAHAHA...

PS: to sign upp you must send me an email with som nice words about my butt...