Toyota Tercel vs. Sinbad
Who will win?
(You'll need the latest version of Quicktime for this, but trust me, it's worth it.)
vs. 
Is Justin's Tercel enough to take out the giant cardboard behemoth?

"Do you want a piece of this!?" says Sinbad. The Toyota is unimpressed.

The Toyota backs up and taunts Sinbad with an open door. Take note: the Toyota's also a pirate.

"Yea!" says Dave. "Go Sinbad!!" Dave's not very bright.

And you thought the car was intimidating from the outside!

The Toyota revs up, and . . .
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And the winner is . . .

The Toyota Tercel! Oh, the humanity!

Poor Sinbad, but he should have known better.

Justin thinks that he won the war . . .

. . .but we know who the real hero is.

Talk about adding insult to injury. . . The Toyota rides off into the sunset, waiting for his next challenge.
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