The tale of the Fizzy!!  Coming soon...:)

Now in T E C H N I C O L O R!
(inside joke, in fact, this whole site is probably just one big inside joke!)

NEWS OF THE AMAZING! This is the SECOND day in a row some old guy farted on one of the cybex machines. Nice... Yup, this is the kind of high-quality news I've got here. :) UPDATE!Ok, it happened again...I can't take it!!! It happens WAAAYYY too often, so I've decided, yup! You've guessed it! I've created an Elderly Machine Fart Counter.see below :)

Click Here For The WORLD FAMOUS Christa Song! It's what you have been searching for all this time!! It is the meaning of life!!! (ok, if I haven't peaked your interest yet, I never will :)

Quote of the however long it takes me to finish this site: "wanna know my lunch pin number?" - randomness the world cannot match; Dakota 5 years old.

site on motivationsector 9

ELDERLY MACHINE FART COUNTER! ~3~

Scud the disposable assasin pic for mascot on how patched up my site is!