JOKE NUMBER 1:

Adam's Rib
  
At Sunday School they were teaching 
how God created everything, including 
human beings. Little Johnny, a child in 
the kindergarten class, seemed especially
 intent when they told him how Eve was created 
out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the 
week his mother noticed him lying as though
 he were ill, and said. "Johnny what is 
the matter?" Little Johnny responded, 
"I have a pain in my side. I think I'm 
going to have a wife." 



 
JOKE NUMBER 2:
 Golf in Heaven
  
A cleric found himself wondering 
whether there were any golf courses 
in Heaven. He even began to ask the 
question in his prayers. One day, in 
answer to his prayers, he received a 
direct answer from on high."Yes," said the 
Heavenly messenger, "There are many 
excellent golf courses in Heaven. The 
greens are always in first class condition, 
the weather is always perfect and you 
always get to play with the very nicest 
people." "Oh, thank you," said the 
cleric, "That really is marvellous news."
"Yes, isn't it?" replied the messenger, 
"And we've got you down for a foursome
next Saturday."


JOKE NUMBER 3
Between the Pages  
  
 A little boy opened the big and 
old family Bible with fascination, and 
looked at the old pages as he turned them.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible,
and he picked it up and looked at it 
closely. It was an old leaf from a tree 
that had been pressed in between the 
pages. "Momma, look what I found," the
boy called out. "What have you got 
there, dear?" his mother asked. With 
astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"


JOKE NUMBER 4: 
 
 
 So Far, So Good 
   
 So far today, God, I've done all 
right. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost
 my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, 
nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. I'm 
really glad about that. But in a few 
minutes, God, I'm going to get out of
bed and from then on I'm probably going 
to need a lot more help. 
Thank you. In Jesus name. Amen







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