JENSON "THE WONDERKID" BUTTON has finally ended his 68 race jinx and recorded the first podium of his career!!!  Jenson stormed to this amazing victory from a starting place of 6th where he was a true battler all the way through.  This is setting the new standard of great British acing drivers and now means Jenson has officially joined the "big boys league" competing with drivers like Monty and Schuy.  I would just like to thank the whole team at B.A.R for their hard work over the summer to give Jenson a car that good.

Below is the race report as written by my own fair hands.

• Jenson made a good start where his quick reactions helped him dodge the slow starting Mark Webber. 
• Trulli, the idiot, hit Button and this lead to a war between the 2 which carried on for around 1/3 of the race.  The pair were continually trying to overtake each other but as you would expect JB came out on top. 
• This left Jenson pressurising the Ferriari of Rubens Barrichello in 5th place. 
• Ralf Schumacher punctured Webber's tyre and this sent Webber plumiting down the frid.
• Coulthard was pressurised in 7th by Alonso who had made his way up from the back of the grid, 7th was where he was later to finish.
• Sato, Jenson's B.A.R. team-mate spun out onto the gravel but stayed out of the bottom 10.
• Webber, who had pitted in to change his tyres after "scarface" Ralf had punctured it got a drive through penalty for speeding in the pit-lane.
• Button as briefly up to second during the first round of pit-stops and was lapping magnificently at around 1min 35 secs, over one second better than Monty Python.
• Button comes out of his first pit-stop ahead of Trulli but "the idiot" barges into him sending him back into 5th.
• There is a period of on-board camera from Jenson's car showing the scrap between him and "the idiot".
• Half an hour into the race and Jenson is in 5th.
• Sato pits down to 12th.
• Sato gains one place.
• Out of interest, we are told that Renault have 13 extra holes in their body work due to the heat of Malaysia.
• Trulli "the idiot" pits, Button is up to 4th ahead of Barrichello, Coulthard, Alonso and Ralf "scarface" Schumacher.  Quite the achievement I think you'll agree.
• Alonso has a long pit-stop taking in a lot of fuel and comes out infront of Coulthard.
• Button takes up 3rd as Raikkonen pits.
• Sato "the midget" pits as does Monty Python and JB.
• "Scarface" Schumacher is out with a blown engine.
• Webber is out of the race after spinning of the track and says that "scarface" was pissed of and that,s why he burst his tyre.
• Button, after this remarkable 2nd round of pit-stops is up to 3rd.
• At this stage Jenson is the fastest man of the race track.
• Sato, who started from the back is in 8th behind Coulthard.
• Raikkonen 4 seconds behind Button.
• Monty Python pits letting Button into second briefly.
• Schumacher pits in.
• "Ice cold" Kimi is out of race due to engine failure or clutch problems.
• Button leads Trulli by 20 seconds.
• Button continues in 3rd with ten laps remaining.
• All of a sudden, after a commercial brake we are told Buttons pace is dropping off.  This could mean Barrichello could be pressuring for 3rd by the end of the race.
• Button finds a slight bit of time to stay slightly ahead of Rubens.
• The screen all of a sudden cuts to a picture of a B.A.R with a blown engine.  No-one can tell who it is and tension grows.  The name comes up at the bottom of the screen - "Sato", I'm so happy it's not Jenson but fell sorry fo Sato as he was on his way to his first W.C.points of the season.
• Last lap, Button is in 3d and Rubens is right on his tail.  The race finishes and BUTTON IS 3rd to my delight.
• Button is named driver of the day.
• John, his father is interviewed ob T.V.
• Leaves him 4th in World Championship as are B.A.R, both with 9 points.
• Schumacher, winner congratulates Button along with just about everyone else.  Delighted to be on the podium and the givest cheer is given when the ecstatic Button lifts the trophy.
• Schumacher gives him a well deserved pat on the back and both Schuy and 2nd place Monty Python spray their Champers all over him.
• Coverage ends with words-"It's election day here in Malaysia, Jenson Button get my vote" and the highlights are played out to Louis's song Catch me if you can.  A fitting end to the highlight of Jenson and B.A.R's F1 career to date.

                    Jenson "At the Races"

What Jenson says-

“Amazing! It’s as much as the team’s as it is mine, they’ve worked so hard for this."

“It’s not the pinnacle of what we want but it’s a step in the right direction. I’m ecstatic and I can’t wait to get back to the team and congratulate them.”

“I touched Jarno [Trulli] after the start and I thought something might me wrong, but everything felt fine.

“I had a good fight with him in the first few laps and it was nice to have a gap behind me.

“For the past two years I’ve had cars breathing down my neck for the last lap so it was nice to have a bit of a gap.

"It's a great feeling we've worked so hard, and I have in my career, and this is the first time I have been on the podium in four years so it's been a struggle but with a lot of hard work it is a fantastic feeling to be here.”

"It would be nice if we could be as consistent as we have been here, that is what we have been fantastic at.

“Qualifying we seem to be pretty consistent but I don't know, we have to wait and see.

"Things can change within the season as we saw with Williams last year, they seemed to be able to make a huge step forward.

“We hope we can move forward at the same time as all the other teams."

B.A.R. Team boss David Richards says-

“I would describe it as another step up the ladder. This year we’ve always thought a lot of the car, Honda have done a great job with the engine and the switch to Michelin tyres.

“I’ve also always had great confidence in Jenson’s ability so to see him on the podium today is great for his father and for myself.

“It’s his first ever podium and it’s been niggling at him for a few years ever since he’s been in F1: ‘Why haven’t I been on the podium?’ Great opportunities have always just gone by but today was the day.”