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This is a story of two hockey gods and one dumbass, you be the judge of who that is.

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Imagine a picture here	Barry	The Champ Does Comrie Reporters Suck My Crazy Weekend	News Flash! These sports officialy suck: Baseball Basketball Football Cricket
	Chris	Colorado, a fanchise to recon with.
	James	I'm Too Stupid to Write Anything
Sweet Memories! Or Archive if you will.
As we all know, Golf is not a sport, it's a hobby. On the same token, golfers are not athletes, they're fags. If I dressed like them, I'd kick my own ass.
You know what else sucks? Soccer. Hockey is so much better. It's so stupid how they use nets in soccer. In soccer the object is to get a ball past a goalie, that's so stupid. ~Randall Graves
Basketball is the opium of the downtrodden.