...so...tired... >_< ...
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COMMAND: open operation
OPERATION: Hentai Igloo
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Operation: Hentai Igloo opened. Have fun and don't mess this up, Goat.
WARNINGS: 1x2x1; 3x4x3; Slight language; igloos; discontinuity; randomness; silliness; Multiple Changes of POV; OOC; .
CHALLENGES:
LINES:
"Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again."
"When in Rome,do as the Romans do".
*"It has not been a pleasant experience waiting for you"
"Some people think that she's one of those mink-coated ladies"
*"I swear, they do this just to mess with our minds!"
*"What ever doesn't kill me, makes me bitter and cynical."
*"If ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic."
OBJECTS:
*Penguin
*Random Ozie Character
*Neatsfoot Oil
COMMENTS: Part 01 by Shinigami, Part 02 by CyAn, Part 03 by SkyEye, Part 04 by Goat, Part 05 author TBA.
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The Hentai Igloo Challenge Part 04
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One of the nicest feelings in the world is to wake up facing your love.
...this is, of course, before you roll over and come face-to-face with a penguin. I tell ya, it scares the crap out of you.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*click-click* "Omae o korosu!!!"
"Dammit, Yuy!"
"No, stop! It's just the penguin!"
Heero slowly lowered his gun. Note to self: never scream while boyfriend with itchy trigger-finger is asleep in an enclosed space.
The penguin waddled away, scared out of its wits. Webbed feet. Flippers. Whatever.
Wufei rubbed his forehead, which was now adorned with a large bruise. "I am going back to sleep. No. More. Screaming."
He lay back down and rolled over to face the igloo wall, muttering something about "...if ignorance is bliss, they're both orgasmic."
Oh, god, the igloo. We were still in the igloo.
"Heero?"
He looked up from where he was putting the gun wherever he put it when it wasn't in use. "Yes?"
"Why did they send us to Antarctica? I mean, I know there's a base here, but..."
He lay back down and wrapped his arms around me. "...it's rumored that there's an Oz plan going to take place here. Something about potential control of certain propeties of snow. I think."
"Rumored?!? We're freezing our asses off and living with penguins for a rumor?!? About SNOW?!!!? What the h-"
He covered my mouth. "Shut up." He gestured to Wufei.
I sighed and went into a sulk. "So we're just supposed to wait here until some Ozie makes himself known?"
"Basically, yes."
I pulled myself closer to Heero and closed my eyes. "I swear, they do this just to mess with our minds!" Sigh. "I'm going back to sleep. 'Night."
"Night, Duo-love."
***
"...oh Mr. Death catches all someday..." [1]
Ugh.
Too early to be up. Check watch. It's noon?! My internal clock is completely out-of-sync.
But...at least he's not screaming. He must be feeling better. Little wonder, with what Heero d-stop. Keep thoughts safely away from that topic. Think of...ice. There's tons of ice here. Piles of ice. Cold, clear ice. Concentrate on ice. Meditate on ice.
Ice...
Ice...
"...maybe you thought I'd call, or - Wu? You awake?"
Concentrate on ice. If you don't move, he can't tell you're awake.
Ice...
Ice...
"I KNOW you're awake, Wufei."
Caught.
I sit up and look over at Duo. He's...sewing something? "Duo?"
"Yep? Somethin' wrong? ...I mean, besides the fact that we're stuck in a igloo in a land of ice for who knows how long..."
Okaaay. Duo must be getting a touch of cabin fever. Igloo fever? Hmm. "No. Where's Heero? And what are you sewing?"
"Hee-chan's out patrolling. Looking for some Oz scum."
"Ah."
"In fact...he should be back pretty soon. As for what I'm sewing..." Pulling out a pin, he hands me the fabric. I blink. In neat embroidery on a small pillow is a chibi-Shinigami smiling widely, waving a scythe, and saying "Whatever doesn't kill me makes me bitter and cynical." He's halfway through the "makes," and in the background, I can see a tracing of a small igloo, obviously meant to be embriodered next. The igloo has little flames around it.
"Very nice."
He smiles at me and sniffs, rubbing his nose. "Thank you. It's symbolic."
I contemplate what to say. Maybe if I continue with the ice meditation...
"Ow! Owwww! Put me down! Stop it! You're pulling my hair! Owie..."
Duo stuffs the sewing materials back in a bag. "Hey, Heero's back! And he brought a prisoner! A whiny prisoner, at that! Yaaaay!"
I have to get out of here.
***
I dropped the prisoner on the ground. It hadn't been that hard to find him, considering the fact that he was wearing a bright purple parka over his uniform. Idiot.
"HEERO!!!"
*k-thud*
"H-hi, Duo," I managed to choke out past the glomp. I pried him off carefully and set him down. "Where's Wu- oh." He was sitting in the far end of the igloo, on a sleeping bag, looking like this was the last place in the universe he wanted to be in. It probably was.
Duo looked affronted for a moment that I'd detached him, then shrugged it off and began examining the prisoner. After a good moment of poking him repeatedly, he began to talk, while I sat down and stretched.
"You know, it has NOT been a pleasant experience waiting for you."
Purple Prisoner blinked. "Waiting for me?"
Duo smiled maniacally. I grinned as well. By the time Duo was done talking to this guy, he'd be scared out of his wits. Then, we'd have to drill him for information and get rid of him somewhere. Maybe the Bahamas. It'd be a nice change from all this damn cold. I'm sure Duo'd appreciate it. He's got cabin fever, and he still looks like he's not feeling too well.
"Oh, of course! We've been waiting for days. It's nice that you made it so easy for us, though." He plucked at the purple jacket. "Shows up in a world of white very nicely, I'd expect."
"...wel-"
"Oh, don't talk," interrupted Duo, "we're going to have some fun. Wouldn't you like to have FUN?"
"U-"
"No, just nod your head. Yes, that's right. Now, the first thing you're going to do is..."
Everyone held their breath.
"...give me a foot massage." He held out a bottle of Neatsfoot Oil. "Get crackin'!"
The prisoner blinked. Blinked again. Then, shaking his head, he complied. Duo sighed and wiggled his toes. "Feels nice...so nice, in fact, I think before we start the rest of the torture, you can sing for us!"
What? All right, now that was unexpected. But...whatever worked.
"What should I sing?"
Duo looked as if he was in deep concentration. "Oh, I dunno. Something catchy, with a fast beat, I think."
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Ninmu Kanryou.
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NOTES: [1] - This song is by Third Eye Blind, it's real, but it's not mine.
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COMMENTS: Um...yeah. Is it long enough? Is it acceptable?
COMMAND: Collect C&C Ongoing command... Commence with next command.
CHALLENGE:
LINES: "Who really put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?" "Hand over the cheese whiz!" "But I don't WANNA go to camp..." "Well maybe you don't think it's fun, but I sure do."
OBJECTS: a set of headphones, a bottle of super-strength glue.
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