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WARNINGS: 1x2x1 3x4x3; igloos; Duo POV, if that scares you..GOOD!
Shinigami's challenge line-"But with the lights out, it's less dangerous."
onjects- plastic halloween scythe, rubberband ball, Matrix DVD
Mission report 02 by CyAn; Mission report 03 author TBA

<<>>> -- denotes scene change/time lapse
~~*~~ -- denotes memory/flash back


This mission so sucks.

Who the hell ever heard of putting a military base in *Antarctica*??

They have got to be more screwed up than the five of us put together. And that saying a lot.
We have obsessive Justice Boy to my left...
ur happy-go-lucky tactician, Q-ball, who has a penchant for going ZERO on you if you mess with Trowa, on my righthen said Trowa, the master of strategy, who occasionally masquerades as a clown, behind me and to my left.

Let me warn you, never play chess with that guy, hel have you bet in fifteen moves. And in front, providing a lovely view and change of scenery from the never-ending white of snow, one Heero -am-the-self-destruct-buttons-best-friendYuy. And of course me, one self proclaimed Shinigami, harbinger<<ACK! right word that use I Did> of chaos and destruction.

Oh, am I coming off sarcastic. Good. ause I freezing and feel like shit right now. Oh, you want to know why. Well, let start with this morning

~~*~~

It started out quite pleasantly when my, you would say lover, I say pillow, woke me up from a lovely dream involving him, chocolate and nothing else.

o wanna wake up, erocame my muffled voice. So sue me, I slept through English classes on those missions at boarding schools, who wouldn?

I could feel a rumble in his chest before I heard his laugh. Lifting my head up from his chest, I did a good imitation of his eath Glare’™. For some reason this just made him laugh a little harder. I could feel the beginnings of a grin tug at my lips. Crawling on top of his recumbent form, I rested my hands on the sides of his ribs, moving my fingers in erratic patterns and whirls I traced on his skin with the barest touches of my fingertips.


A wary look replaced the mirthful one that was in his eyes seconds ago. uo…”

Dipping my head down , never ceasing the motions of my hands on his ribs, I silenced his question with a kiss, running my tongue over his bottom lip, asking for entrance into his mouth and receiving it. I plundered that sweet cavern, greedily tasting him.

KNOCK!! KNOCK!!

Unwillingly, I broke my kiss with Heero, his glazed sapphire eyes aflame with lust, love and hunger. Both of us panting slightly, a slight tensing of muscles was the only warning I got before I found myself staring up into his eyes of endless blue that you could drown in.

Stifling a chuckle - eehaw…” - I lifted my head up to steal a kiss from his lips.

uys!?The overly cheerful voice came through the door to our room

Damn!”…YEAH KAT WHAT IS IT?I yelled at the door. My lover was smirking at me...that bastard..
ts not nice to be a tease, koi.

His smirk only widened into a smile. Bringing his mouth to my ear, he whispered into it: never teasebefore taking it between his teeth.

Damn weak spot.

I could only gasp, coherent thought leaving me a quivering mass of sensation.

In a haze of pleasure I vaguely registered the door opening and a gasp of surprise. But my mind most definitely registered the warmth of his body leaving mine. I barely recognized the whimper of loss as coming from me. With Heero gone, I gained back my capacity to think and form sentences, intelligent ones.

Looking at the door, I couldn help but start laughingguess thatl teach Quatre to be more careful about opening doors. The short blonde pilot of Sandrock still had his hand on the doorknob, mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water, face flushed an interesting beat red color: Ze…” Sitting up, I watched as Heero walked to the door, grabbed the frame and calmly told Q-ball to, now I can repeat word for word *what* it was he said cause then the author would lose her Cute Innocent License but what he said equates to indly bugger off

The look on Quatre face as the door was rather forcefully shut in his face was almost, but not quite, enough to make up for the interruption into ourlaytime

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UO!!!

The loud yell, almost a scream, brings my attention back to the present. Slanted black eyes in an Asian face are mere inches from my own. The wind whips past our bundled bodies buffering and pushing me closer to the Chinese youth. Pulling down the scarf I have wrapped around my face to protect it, I have to yell over the screaming of the wind as it barrels past us on its journey in this frozen Hell.

HAT IS IT? WHY HAVE WE STOPPED?

F YOU HAD BEENTENTIONTHER THAN IN YOUR

HAT?! Wufei words are drowned out by the force of the wind.

Taking a good look around I notice for the first time that we have moved off of the snow covered hills and onto a glacier of some sort. I not seeing anything of any worthy importance on the plain of ice and snow. Heero, Quatre and Trowa are off to one side of me, not more than a few feet away. None of them are wearing gloves, their hands moving in rapid fluid motion. Looks like the wind is giving them trouble too.

A hand on my arm draws my attention back to the Shenlong pilot. He pulls us close together, bodies almost touching, to yell in my ear. Grimacing, I can only think one thought: //oh, this is not going to be a pleasant experience //

IKE I HADSAYING PAY ATTENTION. WE HAVE A BLIZ NG IN. WEPLITTING UP INTOGROUPS. QUATRE TROWA OING BACK TOUNDAMS AREME YOUO ARE CONTINUEINGER.

I nod my head to show that I have gotten the gist of the statement, my ears still ringing from the abuse they have been put through. Standing in the freezing sub-zero weather, I begin to notice the minor tremors running through my body. Even with all this clothing on, it not doing a shit to stop the wind from freezing my ass off, especially since we aren moving to warm ourselves up.

The impromptu huddle of my lover and the other two love birds ends. The wind stirs up loose snow creating a shield of white, like a curtain of the finest linen, just giving glimpses here and there of what lies beyond. A darker shape, merely the impression of a shadow where one shouldn be , resolves itself into my lover.

Maybe now we can start moving, so I won become a Duo- sicle - a rather unattractive thought if you ask me.

<<<<>>>>

If I were to say the sky was blue, that would be pointing out the obvious. Just like if I were to say that to be captured by OZ and stuck in a warm cell for the rest of my natural life would probably sell what little remains of my soul and be thankful to them, it would be the understatement of the yea----

CRA~CK!!!

Ahhhh fu~ck!

~~*~~

i, Hee-chan look at this thing?

n.

ome on, turn that cute little spandex clad butt around and ~look~.

uo, it a plastic toy.

uh uh, mister Perfect Soldier! It a plastic SCYTHE, and look - I reply, pointing to the object that rates a close second for my attention- just a close second because spandex is just so~o interesting ^ ^- even the thermal blade lights up!

uo, you have your own. And it real

eah, so? Halloween is coming up still looking at the scythe resting in the front display window of a costume shop, I can feel the frown marring the features of his face - aybe you should dress up as a statue... Turning to look at him, I allow a mental smirk to take the place of the grin that wants to make its way across my face. “…dunno if anyone could tell the difference between you and the real thing though…”

uo!

Whoohoo! That got me a Death Glare! Mental score : Duo Maxwell one, Heero Yuy zero.

uo?

eah?my face is still glued to the window display.

uo?

HA~~T?

uo?

~~*~~

Ever the comedian, hat my name, don wear it out. ause then Il have to find a new one, and I kind of *like* this one.

I open my eyes to one of the wonders of the natural world: my koibito standing over me, worry clear in his eyes and voice. Damn! Wee still on the mission. And here I thought it some sort of nightmare.

aka. Are you all right?

A gloved hand comes into my field of vision: grabbing the appendage, I get to my feet with his help. Feels like I broke damn near every bone in my body, and then some.

I groan, muscles aching from the fall and cold. Mental note to selfice is *not* nice. It cruel, sadistic and is a thinking entity or else it would be nicer to me.

Peering through what little light managed to filter through the blue ice, I see a nice pattern to the colors the light reflects- a dark blue here, green there, sky blue over there.

It a rather fascinating piece: nature, it seems, takes delight in putting beauty near death. If I weren so damn cold I would probably find myself just sitting and staring at the walls of solid ice.

It rather mesmerizingthe patterns, solid and fluid, simple yet complex , much like the substance that created it. Water reminds me of my relationship with Heero. It can be a warm comforting place, fluid and smooth, keeping me safe and protected, keeping me from falling. Yet at the same time, put it under the right circumstances and all it can do is hurt me, like nothing else in this world can.

No amount of torture from my enemies could hurt me like Heero telling me that he didn nor ever loved me. I don think I could ever outlive Heero. If we make it through the war together, it hurts to know that just maybe he won love me anymore. Or if- no, I shouldn say if: I should be saying when - we survive this war maybe wel grow old together, have a house and animalsefinitely some animalsaybe even a ranch

axwell, come help me with this block.

Looks like Wufei survived with all of his humor intact.

ure Wuffies.Grinning at Wufei I saunter over to where several large blocks of ice are on the floor around him.

y name is Wufei. Try pronouncing it right sometime.

nly if you can remember my first name, and use it.

n.

I plaster a smile on my face. This is going to be a loooong mission. Sighing internally, I can only hope for one of three things: 1) the storm ends soon and we can leave 2) Wufei gets a better sense of humor or 3) by some miracle Quatre and Trowa show up and teleport us to the desert. Option number three looks more appealing than the other two put together. Casting a glance at my two silent companions, I say option number three looks like Heaven.

Silently, he hands me the knife he was using to cut the blocks. Ohhanother point for me, I just got the sharp pointy object! Hurry! Hide the women and children.

o what exactly are we doing here?Wufei with some help from Heero had started to stack the blocks of ice in a rough circle.

n.Ever the conversationalist, my lover offers the explanation.

ee, I forgot my Heeroese to English dictionary. I afraid youl have to talk to me. Heero not going to be forgetting this mission anytime soon.

A smile works its way across my face remembering the last time I had gotten bored on a mission with him. Now he won watch the Matrix, or allow me rubber bands in excess. Chuckling to myself I help cut the blocks as stacking them is beyond me and I still have no idea what it is they are doing. I still can believe that he won let me have rubberbands or my rubber band ball back: it been *4* weeks since that mission and I really hadn meant to hit him so many times with it! And the bands flying off were so~o not my fault. If he is as tolerant to pain as he always claims to be, then a few welts from the rubber bands wouldn hurt. And we only had to shave a really small patch of hair off to get to the ones in his hair.

Taking a break from the cutting I look at what it is they have been building with the blocks of ice.
SUGOI!!! We made an IGLOO!!! This is soo COOL, I have always wanted to stay inside an igloo!

n. Baka, get inside and strip.

Looking my lover in the face, I feign surprise: hy Heero,I didn know you were into that kind of thing.The puzzled look he gives me and the strangled isamacoming from Wufei are enough for me to fall over laughing.

ee..::gasp::hink about what..::wheezze:.. it is you said to me.

The steel blue eyes widen a fraction as he follows along my train of thought, before softening a bit. A muttered akais all I get before he follows Wufei inside the igloo.

Ah, I a baka, but I *your* baka, Heero. Getting on my hands and knees I crawl into the shelter of ice: at first glance from the outside I thought it to be small and cramped, but once inside I find myself able to stand up at the very middle and there is enough room for each of us to stretch out. Two parkas line the floor providing a layer between us and the ice; shedding my own parka to place on the floor, I help them push the last block of ice into place sealing us inside the igloo.

Dumping out everything in our pockets, we come up with: (1) box of matches, (1) half full lighter, some lint, rubber bands, guns, ammo, knives, small canisters of propane, (1) mini blow torch--- ^_^ what can I say, wee terrorists--- pen light and mini computer for correlation of the GPS.
Sadly, the rubber bands were snatched before I could start on a ball with them. The knives, guns, and ammo disappeared back into their respective hiding places. The soft nickof the lighter preludes the light of the flame. Its soft glow cast everything with shadows.

The warmth of our bodies and the lighter are beginning to warm the inside of the ice house to a more comfortable temperature.
urn that off, Wufei

n. It providing some warmth: we should leave it on, for now.

eah, but with the lights out, it less dangerous.Smiling, I lay down on the make shift rug, snuggling up to the warm body of my lover.

Love you , koiI mummer into his hair, before succumbing to the blackness of sleep. A faintly whispered i shiteru, Duo-koimakes its way into my fatigued brain, but I can be sure if it real or just my imagination




************** Ninmu Kanryou************
COMMENTS: You ppls want lemon...bug SkyE ::maniacal laughter::

COMMAND: Collect C&C
Ongoing command... Commence with next command.

CHALLENGE: Line (new)- "In the battle of the sexes we're all sleeping with the enemy." <--this can be adapted if so needed ::snickers::and "Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical questions?" (old) "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."; Objects (new)- chocolate (any kind), penguins (or shall we leave that to Goat. ^_^)

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