Title: U.S.S. Wing - Gundam Class
Author: Sony_Mouse ("/cgi-bin/compose?curmbox=F000000001&a=355860682f66d3547943834dac0c6b58&mailto=1&to=Sony_Mouse@hotmail.com&msg=MSG992147655.20&start=311854&len=15231&src=&type=x")
Pairings: 1+2/2+1, 3+4/4+3 others later on
Warnings: Shounen Ai I guess,
uhh weird crossover
Crossover: Star Trek/Gundam Wing (I don't even know what
I thought of that, no wait I do. I was watching an episode and that that Duo
would be great as a certain character (you'll find out who))
Soundtrack, umm
if you feel the need for on (I always do, buuuuuuuuuuuuuut I am weird, anyways
just dl from napster the song Star Trek -First Contact. First few secs are
typical star trekiness but THEN it gets really good, and typical great movie
music. I recommend :)
Notes: Well this is my first fic that I am posting ( I
am REALLY nervous) I hope you like, it is supposed to be light and fun but who
knows how it turned out. PLEASE send me comments seeing how this is my first
posted GW fic it would be nice to know what you think.
Dedicated to my
sister, so she will finally read something of mine. Hey I tried J
U.S.S. Wing - Gundam Class by Sony_Mouse
Part One
In the farthest reaches of our galaxy, a huge ship sailed silently
though the vast vacuum called space. The ship, so big it that it should probably
be referred to as MASSIVE, held thousands of aliens, humans, and their families.
It was the top of the line, Gundam class, and this ship, the U.S.S. Wing, was
the Gundam Class pilot ship, meaning that it was better than most other ships
made. It was piloted by none other than the youngest, and most outstanding
captain in the fleet, Captain Heero T. Yui. But don't ask him what the T. stands
for, unless you are tired of your existence and wonder what Hell is like this
time of year.
The crew of this ship had been wandering the galaxy to
seek out new life and boldly go where no bishounen had gone before. AND they
where doing a bang up job of it too. They had discovered countless new worlds,
new civilizations, and made thousands of new peace treaties. This particular
crew and ship were respected wherever they went, and this particular captain was
revered as a god. That is, anyway, until the day they met a real god...
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"CAPTAIN ON THE BRIDGE" immediately after the young, bright-eyed
ensign had called the signal, the entire bridge stood to attention. Their god
was on board, Captain Heero Yui. (Bridge is the command centre of a ship)
The Captain looked down at his crew and gave a small smile, no not a
smile, but approval none the less. "At ease crew". Upon hearing the no nonsense
tenor of the captain, the crew quickly went about their business, just happy
that they could serve THE Heero Yui.
Heero was not a tall man, but not
too short either. He had brown hair that was surprisingly messy for a Captain,
and he had dark blue eyes that every called Cobalt Blue, though his Personal
report had them down as Prussian blue.
The captain sat down in his
favorite chair and did nothing but observe the crew. It was essential that a
captain knew what his crew was like. And seeing how the Captain NEVER
socialized, this was how he learned about his crew. It wasn't that he didn't
want to socialise, he was the Captain, Captain Yui, and Captain Yui never
socialized. He was just happy knowing that his crew was enjoying themselves and
being productive at the same time. Besides, he didn't have time to socialize.
It was rumored on the ship that Heero Yui did nothing but eat, sleep
(sometimes) and work. There was no play with Heero Yui. In fact he despised
games and other such things that he felt were a waste of time. But that didn't
mean he wasn't going to let his crew enjoy themselves. If that was what kept
them in good working order and happy, they could dance till their shifts came
up. After all there was a reason WHY his crew loved him so much, he understood
them perfectly, even if they didn't understand him.
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At the same moment that Heero was on the bridge, three such
crewmembers were deciding how they could get Heero Yui to relax a little. Sure
he seemed happy, but these three, who were as close as one got to Heero Yui,
knew better. Heero was living in endless routine and may not be unhappy, but he
wasn't happy either. He needed a challenge, but there was nothing in the
universe as far as they knew that was a real challenge to Heero, so the next
best thing was to get him drunk. That is where they AND his birthday came in
handy.
"Now I checked his medical reports, today is definitely his
birthday, but boy did he ever try to hide that fact, sheesh, I had to uses three
authorization codes, including an admirals to get the info." Laughing the small
blond Ships Counselor smiled at the two others. Ships Counselor Quatre Winner
was full of life and was the mastermind behind his evil plan to get Heero Yui
out of his office and bridge.
"Ah yes, it's perfect. He deserves this
break forced upon him like no one else does." The man saying this was an Asian
looking young man with black hair and dark eyes. He was the Chief Security
Officer, and VERY deadly if you crossed paths with him. Of course Chang Wufei
would never think of harming his comrade-at-arms...unless necessary.
Both men looked up at the thin tall alien next to them, the third in
their party, Trowa (his last name is unpronounceable so they all just call him
Trowa), was an alien from a distant planet. He was tall like his species, green
eyes and brown bangs that defied gravity, courtesy of his species genes. Unlike
humans, he portrayed no emotions what so ever. Just because he didn't show them,
though, didn't mean he didn't have them, he just didn't show them. Wufei
suspected he had particular feelings for the meddling counselor. Either way they
needed the Science Officer's help to pull their scheme off. Both Quatre and
Wufei looked up at Trowa with puppy dog eyes. One look at Quatre's face and the
deal was good.
They would all "Captain-nap" Heero, and bring him to his
own birthday party, where they would proceed to set him up. Sure it wasn't the
greatest of plans, but it would at lest give them a good laugh. Now to find
Heero's date. Not a big problem since every one male of female on this ship
would go out with him in a heartbeat, BUT who could survive the experience.
Besides they were pretty sure Heero was strait, at least they thought so, I mean
who could tell any ways, he had never brought a date anywhere. Oh well they were
going to set him up with a girl just to be on the safe side. Better safe than
sorry with Captain Heero T. Yui.
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After his shift was done the Captain was enjoying some
fascinating reports from his crew when there was a loud knock at the door to his
office. As much as it bothered Heero to take his eyes away from his work he
answered the knock in his usual no nonsense tone. "Come in".
Before he
could blink, Trowa walked into the office and used his alien strength to knock
the captain unconscious. No normal person could have pulled off this feat, but
his was Trowa and his race of aliens, were normally stronger than humans.
Trowa picked up the limp Captain and threw the dead weight over his
shoulder. He had work to do. Trowa quickly made his way to Heero's sleeping
quarters. It was time to get the captain ready for his party.
And while
all this was happening, Quatre was trying to convince the delegate from some
stupid peaceful planet to be Heero's date. Not surprisingly she agreed in a
second. Quatre hoped that the fact that she was a visiting Queen from the planet
Sanq, would stop Heero from killing her OR insulting her by leaving the party.
It was all too perfect. Heero would never risk a trade mission like this over
his own hatred of dating. And besides, who knows, they could hit it off. Quatre
laughed mentally at that. Anyway it was now time to leave for the party.
Hopefully the warrior Wufei had scared the kitchen staff into preparing the
party, and Trowa had captured and dressed Heero for the party. All was going
according to his plan. MUHHAHAHAHHAH
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Slowly, very slowly Heero opened his eyes to the dark. It was
supposed to trick him into thinking that there was no one there, but he knew
better than that, he could hear their muffled giggling. As soon as he went to
stand up, the lights were turned on and the whole room yelled, "SURPRISE!!!".
Without a second thought he scanned the room for Quatre, Wufei and
Trowa. They were going to pay for this! He found them walking towards him, but
before he could say anything to strike fear in their hearts, a fuzzy pink think
came flying at him. His first reaction was to kill it, but he realized in time
that it was Queen Relena Peacecraft from the planet Sanq. Oh they had planned
this out real well, and they were definitely going to pay.
"Happy
birthday mister captain." A smiling queen said with her arms wrapped around him.
He could hardly see her, as he was blinded by the pink glare, but he did manage
to give a fake smile back. Forget payback, they were dead. He looked over at the
smiling faces and gave them one of his Glares O' Death. Then for good measure he
added a smile that just screamed, "You are so dead."
" Why thank you so
much for this surprise party, how did you know it was my birthday... Quatre..."
Quatre eeped quickly and avoided another glare from the supposedly pleased
Captain.
"I don't know how to thank you, but give me a few days and I am
sure I will think of something appropriate." At this the three friends quickly
made their getaway and ran in the other direction as fast as they could. Even
Trowa showed fear in his eyes at that last comment. The captain could have fun
while there were safely at the other side of the ship.
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Hours went by and all the Captain could think of was how to kill
his friends in the most painful way possible. 'They are so dead, they are so
dead, they are so dead, they are so dead... ' these thoughts and more filled
Heero's mind the entire night. Oh yes his revenge would be grand, that is of
course if he survived this night and the fuzzy pink thing from hell. The Queen
hadn't stop talking all night about how brave he was. It came to a point where
SHE started telling HIM about his adventures. And she giggled like there was no
tomorrow.
He had long since tuned her out and answered periodically with
"Hn". But he was sure he that heard something in there about the Queen and some
young Captain getting married, Heero quickly shuddered at that. The Queen
herself wasn't all that bad, he could live with her, she was no worse then any
other person that he had to put up with. Well except Trowa, Quatre and Wufei,
but they weren't going to be able to leave their beds for a long, long time so
he wouldn't get to see them much... But the idea of doing these types of social
gatherings every night. Oh the inhumanity of it all.
Heero just didn't
like these stupid gatherings, he did them for his job and that was all,
completely dedicated to his missions, even if they were easy, they were his
life, why couldn't anyone understand that. And at this moment he hated every
single person in the known universe, no in the entire universe.
Heero
started to look at the room to see who had dared to show up. Ah Ensign
Carpenter, I hate you, Lieutenant O'gala, I hate you, Admiral Braided guy, oh
yes I hate... Wait a minute there weren't any Admirals aboard. Heero quickly
became alert and watched the braided Admiral walk though the room. He couldn't
help but call him the braided Admiral, the guy had a braid a mile long, a
chestnut colored braid reaching down to the back of his knees. And he was
waaaaaaay to young to be an admiral. The admiral in question was laughing and
making all kinds of stupid jokes, becoming somewhat the life of the party. He
had a different smile for every person, but always a smile.
Heero didn't
want to alarm anyone since they were having such a great time at his party that
he decided to just call security and have them deal with the young man, quietly.
But before he could do just that, the admiral turned his head directly at Heero
and gave him the cockiest grin while staring strait into Heero's eyes. Heero was
shocked just for a moment before he could regain his senses, 'how did they guy
know he was about to do that?'. And those eyes, which were a violet-blue colour,
NOT normal for a human, they just seemed to yell at him 'don't even think about
it, buster. I know what you plan to do and I have it covered'. And in the split
second that this all happened, the braided admiral turned back to his waiting
audience.
"Mister Captain, Mister Captain? Are you alright?"
Heero looked back down at the annoying Queen, who was STILL talking and
wondered why she hadn't left yet. "I am fine, but I unfortunately have to return
to my quarters now and finish up some... uhhhhhh... unfinished reports."
"Oh wow you are always working, that is suuuuuuuuuuuuch a good quality
in a husband and a King." Heero just stared at her wondering if she was drunk,
probably. Or maybe she had found some drugs he was unaware of.
Anyway,
all this was unimportant compared to the threat to his crew and ship. He looked
back up to find the admiral and noticed that he was gone, he wasn't even in the
room anymore. Heero made his way to the gaggle of officers where he last saw the
Admiral. Everyone quickly wished him happy birthday and told him how much they
loved working on his ship. Smiling awkwardly, well awkwardly for Heero Yui, he
inquired about the admiral.
"Oh Admiral Maxwell, yeah he was great,
didn't act like an admiral at all, and boy could he tell a good joke. I wish all
the admirals were like him. But he had some work to do and left, too bad I was
hoping to get his number..."
Heero looked annoyed at the thought of a
junior officer hitting on an Admiral, but remembered the guy wasn't a real
admiral anyway.
"Oh sir, that man was enough to make me forget about ALL
my troubles. *sigh* " All Heero could do not to gag was roll his eyes at the
last comment.
"Very Well thank you all for your assistance." Then a bit
louder he addressed the entire party, "I thank you all for my birthday present.
It was a joyous occasion thanks to you all. But sadly I must get back to work,
please enjoy the evening as long as you can. Good night." The entire room went
up in cheers and clapping, and during this Heero made his getaway.
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TBC...
Well what did you think so far? (hint Hint Hint)
Sony_Mouse