Gundam Wing Out-Takes

1)
Heero: *takes out a gun* I will kill you.
Relena: *takes out a bigger gun* Actually I will kill you
Director: NO! CUT! Why does Relena have a gun? You're a Peacecraft, as in peace-meaning NOT killing people.

2)
Quatre: My name is Quatre Raberba Winner, what's your name?
Trowa: I don't have a name but if you must call me something, the name's Bond, James Bond.
Director: CUT, CUT, CUT!

3)
Heero: *holds the self-destruct button*
Relena: Wait stop! Are you sure kids should really be seeing that I mean it'll be so bloody and violent and--
Heero: No violence, get off this series, go to CCS or something.
Director: Get me another cup of coffee.

4)
Relena: Heero, come back and kill me!
Heero: *jumps out window and doesn't open parachute*
Wufei: *Starts talking to Nataku*
Trowa: *stands still while Catherine throws knives at him
Guy from the Snickers Commercial: Inpared Judgement, another sign of hunger, don't let hunger happen to--
Director: Hey, who invited you?!

5)
Relena: Lady Une, you forgot your make-up case, here
Lady Une: *sarcastically* Ha ha, wouldn't you know, I'd just conveniently forget the make-up case that's really a bomb! You really don't know anything about warfare do you?
Relena: Maybe not but I do know that it's not smart to hold an activated bomb *starts to run*
Lady Une: What the--BOOM *bomb explodes*
Directer: Great, now we need another Lady Une
Noin: No we don't
Treize: Yes we do, who will obey my every command now?
Zechs: No one.
Treize: It's all your sister's fault.
Heero: Yeah, you should kill her
Director: I need a vacation

6)
Director: I can't stand it anymore, you can't all have the same hair!
Hilde, Trowa, Noin, Quatre's Dad: Why not?
Quatre: Wait, aren't you dead?
Quatre's Dad: I-um...got a stand in for that part
Quatre: Now he tells me
Director: That was a beautiful reunion now go away Quatre.
Trowa: I'm not changing my hair
Hilde: My hair doesn't look that much like theirs.
Noin: Make the dead guy change his hair.
Quatre's Dad: I told you, I'm not dead.
Director: *sweatdrops*

7)
Sally: I just want to be the one to heal your heart Wufei.
Wufei: Who writes this junk anyway? Everyone knows I love Nataku.
Sally: But she's gone now.
Wufei: I meant the Gundam.
Director: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY--er I mean CUT! CUT!

8)
Trowa: I'm going to self-distruct just like Heero.
Catherine: NO! TROWA! I knew you we're a bad influence on him Heero.
Heero: Not my problem. *still wearing the bandages from his wounds when he self-destructed* Wait, I want to self-destruct too!
Catherine: Alright, I'm done with this series. Take me to Sailor Moon. *ties hair into odangos* Moon prism power!
Trowa: You have got to be kidding
Director: Now you know why I started taking medication

9)
Wufei and Treize: *swordfighting*
Wufei: I have a question to ask you.
Treize: What? *swordfight stops*
Wufei: Why do you and Dorothy have the same creepy eyebrows?
Treize: How do you know about Dorothy, she's not in the series yet.
Wufei: I read all the scripts ahead of time. I know that I lose this fight but it doesn't really matter because I end up killing you at the end of the series and--
Director: Quit it Wufei! You're giving away the whole series.

10)
Catherine: It's not fair, none of the women get to pilot mobile suits.
Noin: I do.
Catherine: Ok, besides you.
Hilde: I know, I want to pilot a mobile suit too.
Noin: Who wants to hi-jack the boys Gundams?
Catherine, Hilde, Noin: *unanimous vote*
Hilde: What if they find out?
Relena: Wait, can I come too?
Heero: I'll let you borrow Wing Zero if you eliminate her in the process. *points to Relena and gives evil death glare*
Relena: WHAT?!
Director: Where was this in the script!!! That's it, find a new director, I quit. *faints*

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