Wufei's Interview

Miake: Hi.
Wufei: Hi.
*tension builds*
Miake: Um...
Wufei: Uh-huh...
Miake: *really can't stand Wufei* So, um, how is everything.
Wufei: Good.
Miake: *snaps* JUST TO INFORM YOU WOMEN ARE NOT WEAK, YOU'RE A WEAKLING AND I THINK YOU'RE A COMPLETE--
Wufei: *stares*
Miake: Sorry about that...no more caffine mints for me.
Wufei: Ok. *ignores Miake's outburst*
Miake: Is it true that you like Sally Po?
Wufei: NO! And don't even think of writing a fanfic about it. She is a collegue I work with.
Miake: Oh, see now that spoils all my fun. I have another question.
Wufei: That would be the point of interviewing me.
Miake: Do you write you're own justice rants or do you hire a writer?
Wufei: ALL JUSTICE RANTS ARE MINE!
Miake: Ok ok, touchy touchy...Geez, ok, um, why do you talk to "Nataku"?
Wufei: Because I feel like it.
Miake: Thank you...that really explains a lot *sarcastically*
Wufei: Are you done interviewing me. This is boring.
Miake: Fine, go, see if I care.
Wufei: Ok *leaves*
Miake: WAAAAAAAAAAAAIITT!!! I HAD ONE MORE QUESTION!
Wufei: *gone*
Miake: So unloved.....