Quatre's Interview

Miake: Hello Quatre.
Quatre: Hi Miake.
Miake: *hand him zero system helmet thing*
Quatre: What will I need this for?
Miake: I like you better when you're insane...hehe, it's a tactic called "bringing people down to your level".
Quatre: *confused* Last time I used the Zero system I killed people...
Miake: DUH! Oh well, this is so frustrating. Quatre, why are you so nice?
Quatre: Well...because...
Miake: Good answer. So what's it like having the Magunacs following you around? And having them do whatever you want....
Quatre: It's really fun. I play jokes on them when I'm bored. I tell them to do impossible things, like get me 100 pounds of caviar...
Miake: HAH! YOU HAVE AN EVIL SIDE!
Quatre: It's not evil, it's just called being bored.
Miake: Whatever. (Don't hurt me for this) I think that you and Dorothy make a cute couple...would you ever consider--
Quatre: NO! Her eyebrows scare me *cries*
Miake: Geez, now look what I did.
Quatre: She tried to kill me.
Miake: Um...so did I. I was giving you the Zero system so that you would go all insane and then Heero would be forced to kill you...
Quatre: WHAT!!!! *storms off*
Miake: I guess that's the end of that interview.