Trowa's Interview

Miake: Hello Trowa.
Trowa: ...
Miake: What's up
Trowa: ...
Miake: This is an interview...it's going to be a little hard if you don't talk.
Trowa: Sorry.
Miake: First question, why don't you talk?
Trowa: I don't have anything to say.
Miake: Ok, why don't you ever smile?
Trowa: I have nothing to smile about.
Miake: What do you think of Catherine?
Trowa: She's nice.
Miake: *annoyed of the short answers* Have you ever started talking and couldn't stop?
Trowa: Not to my knowledge.
Miake: My friend loves you...will you go out with her?
Trowa: Which friend?
Miake: The one who's going to kidnap you if you don't go out with her.
Trowa: So do I really have a choice in the matter?
Miake: No, not really.
Trowa: Then yes.
Miake: That was too easy.
Trowa: ...
Miake: Alright, I think this is the most we're going to get out of Trowa today. Ja ne.