Duo's Interview

Miake: HI DUO!
Duo: Hello...Miake *wonders who caffinated Miake*
Miake: WHAT UP!
Duo: Not much.
Miake: So...are you going to propose to Hilde? *duo fan girls gasp*
Duo: Don't worry about it *strikes a pose...fangirls faint* Hilde and I are just friends.
Miake: I wonder if Hilde knows that.
Duo: Well, um, she, um
Miake: JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Duo: Shut up Miake!
Miake: Sorry 'bout that. I'm hyper. What have you been doing since the war ended?
Duo: I've been bored.
Miake: Yea, nothing to blow up...what's a God of Death to do.
Duo: I could get to know some fan girls.
Miake: Um, riii-iight. I have an odd question...what would happen if I were to use these *holds up scissors*
Duo: YOU ARE NOT CUTTING MY HAIR! Death is the fate of anyone who even thinks of it.
Miake: Is it true you actually have an insurance policy on your braid?
Duo: HEY, how did you know about that.
Miake: I hacked into some of your files...Heero taught me how.
Duo: Darn him.
Miake: *laughs uncontrollably* YOU HAVE INSURANCE FOR YOU HAIR HAHAHAHAHA!
Duo: I hate her. Since Miake can't talk because she can't stop laughing I guess the interview is over.