Insane Crossover Pt. 1

DUO: I'm bored. Nothing exciting happens ever since the war ended.
QUATRE: I'm glad the war is over.
WUFEI: I miss the battles.
ASH: Pokémon battles! I challenge you! Pikachu go!
TROWA: *stares in shock*
DUO: This kid's more messed up than Heero.
HEERO: Omae o korosu.
JESSIE: To protect the world from devestation.
JAMES: To unite all peoples...hey, this isn't our show.
JESSIE: YOU MESSED UP THE MOTTO!
DUO: This is too weird.
YUGI: Where is Pegasus's castle, I have to challenge him to a duel.
WUFEI: I'll duel you.
PEGASUS: I'm right here!
YUGI: But I've been challenged to another game.
WUFEI: You said duel!
YUGI: Duel Monsters.
QUATRE: Monsters are scary.
KAIBA: What's his problem.
HEERO: Nobody knows.
ASH: What about the Pokémon battle?
MISTY: ASH! YOU WENT ON THE WRONG SET YOU IDIOT!
TROWA: That one scares me.
MISTY: HEY!
MIAKE: OMG! It's Kaiba!!! Hi Kaiba!!!
HEERO: I thought she liked me.
MIAKE: I do but it's KAIBA!!!
KAIBA: I'm very scared now.
SAKURA: Hey, another show about cards?
YUGI: They're not magic.
KERO: Our cards are better.
DUO: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT???
SAKURA: It's Kero.
ASH: A new Pokémon. I have to capture it!
KERO: You're not capturing me!
HEERO: I'll kill you.
KERO: HEY!
SAKURA: He's scary.
MIAKE: No he's not.
SAKURA: What anime are you from?
DUO: She's not from an anime.
KAIBA: Who is she?
MIAKE: I'm the webmistress!
MISTY: WHY DONT YOU HAVE A POKEMON SITE???
MIAKE: Um, I don't know.
MISTY: Pokémon are so cute and sweet and--
DUO: I never thought I'd meet someone more insane than Miake.
WUFEI: INJUSTICE!
SAKURA: What's wrong?
WUFEI: I have something to confess.
SAKURA: What?
WUFEI: I have an insane fear of Ash's Pikachu.
SAKURA: It's ok. I'm afriad of ghosts. It's the same thing.
TROWA: You're hair is weirder than mine.
YUGI: Do you think so? I think your's is A LOT worse than mine.
TROWA: ...
ERI: DEFEND YOURSELF!!!
MIAKE: I didn't know you were here.
ERI: I'm stalking Trowa shhhhhh.
KAIBA: Yugi, your hair is worse than Trowa's.
MIAKE: Go Kaiba!
YUGI: Miake, go away, you're not an anime character.
MIAKE: Make me.
YUGI: I challenge you to a duel.
MIAKE: Kaiba, can I borrow your cards *does puppy dog eyes* please?
HEERO: You duel with guns, not cards Miake.
YUGI: IT'S A CARD GAME!!!
HEERO: I'll kill you.
PEGASUS: I want to kill him.
HEERO: You have to see this...
WUFEI: *sobbing* I've h-had th-this terrible f-fear for a l-long t-t-time. Pokémon a-are s-so evil.
SAKURA: It's ok Wufei, it's ok.
ASH: What's his problem?
WUFEI: GO AWAY YOU EVIL POKEMON TRAINER!!!
HEERO: I'm shooting him.
KAIBA: I'm joining Gundam Wing. They get to shoot people.
SAKURA: Don't shoot him!!!
HEERO: Too late.
ERI: Is he dead?!?!?!
HEERO: No. Unconcious.
ERI and MIAKE: Darn!
KAIBA: So make yourselfs useful and help him.
MIAKE: Ok.
HEERO: No. I'll kill him myself.
MISTY: Can I borrow your gun and kill Team Rocket.
HEERO: How much are you offering. I'll do it myself.
QUATRE: You're becoming a hired hit-man???
MIAKE: Cool! I've never known a hired hit-man before.
DUO: You're sick Miake.
KAIBA: Maybe she's not so bad after all.
YUGI: You're a bad influence on you're little brother.
KAIBA: Ok.
WUFEI: *comes out of coma* WHO TRIED TO KILL ME? INJUSTICE!
HEERO: I did.
MIAKE: I wanted to help but he wouldn't let me.
WUFEI: I'll get you both.
Will Wufei get his revange on Heero, Miake and the evil Pokémon? Stay tuned for Insane Crossover Pt. 2

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