95 Degrees and I'm Bored to Death
"I'm so sick of the stupid weather!!!! I hate the sun I hate the sun I HATE THE SUN!!!"
"Shut up Miake, no one cares." Wufei said. He and all the other pilots were sick of hearing me complain about the weather.
"I don't care if no one cares." I said.
"Miake, why don't you and Duo have a talking contest." Quatre said. "It would be amusing to see who can talk more."
"Or we could have a kill Quatre contest." I said.
"Honestly, I don't talk that much do I? I mean I know I do sometimes but not all the time. And definatly not as much as Miake. I think Miake talks more than anyone. Really, do I talk a lot?" Duo said.
"OMG! You talk more than me and I thought that wasn't possible. I mean I never stop talking and now here's someone that talks more than me. It's disgusting. And it's SOOOO HOT!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!" i said.
"I think Duo wins the talking contest but Miake wins the annoying contest." Wufei said.
"I think we should kill both of them." Heero said.
"But then I wouldn't be able to annoy you any more." I said.
"That would be the point." Heero said.
"If I stop annoying you will you not kill me?" I asked.
"Hey Miake, us annoying people got to stick together." Duo said.
"No, not really." I said.
"I'm so hot." Trowa said.
"I KNOW RIGHT!!! AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" I said.
"I thought you were gonna stop being annoying." Heero said.
"But, but, I um, I wasn't being annoying I was...um yeah, ok, I was being annoying." I said.
"WE KNOW!" Wufei said.
"Oh well, since I was already annoying once I can be annoying again." I said. "I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die."
"Yes, you are gonna die." Heero held a gun to my head.
"Ok. I go watch tv now. Bye bye." I went away.
"FINALLY!" Wufei said.
"It's so hot. I'm gonna die." Trowa said.
All the pilots groaned. Luckily Trowa said nothing else because he went over his rate limit of talking for the day...1 sentence.
