Miake: Let’s go to Burger King.
Heero: Let’s go to Arby’s.
Trowa: Let’s go to McDonalds.
Eri: Let’s go to the Chinese place.
Quatre: I like fancy restaurants.
Eri: Shut up.
Wufei: I know, let’s go to the Japanese restaurant.
Miake: You’re Chinese.
Wufei: And your point is?
Heero: Let’s just go to the Japanese restaurant.
Miake: See, he’s Japanese. I see why he wants to go there.
Wufei: So, you’re not Chinese but I bet you eat Chinese food.
Eri: That’s not the point.
Duo: We like to give you a hard time Wufei.
Trowa: I’m hungry. Just decide.
Wufei: Hmph. All you think of is your stomach.
Trowa: No, I’m thinking about how good chicken teriyaki would be.
Wufei: *mutter* your stomach.
Eri: C’mon before he drops me.
Miake: Yes that would be bad.
Heero: Next one to complain gets lead pumped up their—
Miake: As were saying…what restaurant are we going to?
All: JAPANESE!
Miake: My gosh. You don’t have to yell.
Duo: Yes I do. I’m hungry!!!
Eri: Yay! Move out!
Trowa: Finally. *all go into restaurant*
Waiter: *in Japanese* Table of 7?
Heero: Yes please. Ignore the braided one.
Duo: Why?
Heero: Because we don’t like you.
Waiter: Oh I see.
Miake: Can I borrow a pair of scissors?
Waiter: Um-sure.
Miake: Thank you. *cuts Duo’s braid*
Eri: Oh thank heavan! *in Japanese* Duo needed that.
Duo: What was that? All I heard was blah-Duo-blah.
Eri: You don’t need to know.
Miake: Yes, you don’t need to know.
Heero: You didn’t tell me you spoke Japanese.
Miake/Eri: *in Japanese* We both speak Japanese.
Heero: *puts arm around Miake* My girlfriend speaks Japanese.
Duo: She’s your girlfriend? What about Relena?
Heero: I’d like to pump lead uo her—
Miake: As we were saying, I’m his girlfriend. Do you have a problem with it?
Trowa: Eri’s my girlfriend. *smile*
Quatre: Yes! We got him to smile.
Trowa: *gun to Quatre’s head* Shut up.
Waiter: *in Japanese* No guns in the resturant sir.
Eri: He said “No guns in the resturant sir”.
Heero/Trowa: Fine, ruin all our fun.
Miake: Um, Mr. Waiter, why aren’t guns alloud?
Waiter: We don’t want people getting shot.
Heero: Or have lead pumped up their—
Miake: Heero, I love you but it’s getting really old.
Heero: *death glare*
Waiter: Here are your menus. *hand everyone a menu in Japanese*
Duo: Um, do you have English?
Waiter: No.
Miake: And we’re not gonna read it for you. Hehehe.
Heero: I don’t need you to read it for me.
Miake: I know. You’re sooooooo smart.
Wufei: Gag me.
Eri: Ok.
Waiter: No choking people in the resturant.
All: AWWWW.
Waiter: What would you all like?
Heero/Eri: Chicken teriyaki.
Trowa/Miake: Shrimp tempura.
Duo: Umm…the whole menu/
Miake: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US GO BROKE!!!!
Duo: Sorry.
Quatre: I’m so rich. I never go broke.
Eri: Shut up.
Wufei: He has too much money. INJUSTICE!

To be continued...

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