Tom Riddle, Lucius Malfoy, McNair, and Snape are sitting in the Slytherin
common room by the fire. It's pretty late, about 1 o'clock in the morning. Tom
is doing homework, Luicus is reading a book, McNair is eating marshmallows (sp?),
and Snape is scowling at McNair.

Tom: (looking up from his homework) What in the world are you doing?

McNair : Mwwmh?

Snape: (scowling) Eating marshmallows.

Lucius: (slamming his book down) MARSHMALLOWS?

Mcnair: Mmmph.

Snape: (sneering) You heard me right, marshmallows.

Lucius: Slytherins do NOT eat marshmallows.

Mcnair: Mphhhw.

(Narcissa walks in, in pajamas, and notices the marshmallows)

Narcissa: MARSHMALLOWS!!!!

Mcnair: MMPPPHHW!

Tom: (pulling Narcissa off of Mcnair) Honestly.

Lucius: This is going to be a problem.

Snape: We will have to take action immediately

Lucius and Snape: This is a job for... (both do a little dance) The
GREEN TEAM!

Tom: The ... green team?

Mcnair: Mmmph.

Lucius and Snape : (Snape runs over and grabs the marshmallows from
Mcnair, and tosses them to Lucius. Both twirl again and run off into their
room.)

Tom: Right...

Narcissa: The marshmallows!!!

Mcnair: Mmmmph!!!!

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A/N - Don't worry, I don't understand this either...