The Paddle Team Vs. Green Thumb Duo Part 08
By WingNut
A Round Robin of the CS Insanity Central ML

Wufei, who hadn't really bothered to take a good look at their captive, finally did so, and soon became as enthralled as his comrades. The boy was hot! Though, the Chinese boy was somewhat disturbed that he thought this. After all, he was the straight one of the group, or at least he liked to think so. But GreenThumb was awfully attractive, half-lidded green eyes, mouth open a little to let out soft gasps, even the dirt that was smeared across one porcelain cheek seemed to have a strange attractiveness.

"Oh no!" Wufei yelled, suddenly realizing what it was that was keeping them all frozen in place, "pollen!"

And with that, Wufei began to sneeze rather vigorously.

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"Wa-CHOOOO!! He's releasi- aaaaaa-aaa-CHOOOOOOO! The plants are maki- aaa-CHHOOOO wa-CHOOOOOOOO! WAAAA-*CHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!*

"What did he say?" Quatre asked Trowa absently, still staring at GreenThumb, and wondering in a vague sort of way if Wufei's head would explode.

Trowa shrugged as he gracefully swayed forward to where GreenThumb was wiggling slightly in Heero's lap. He knelt in front of the two and began to rub his hands slowly all over the Duo's body.

Heero growled softly, but Trowa merely shot him a wicked little smile and said, "We have to be sure he isn't hiding any weapons, ne?"

Both Heero and Duo quirked wicked little smiles right back.

Duo began writhing slowly in Heero's lap. "Oh, yesssssss," GreenThumb moaned softly, "I'm dangerous, you know."

Heero swiftly pinioned Duo's arms behind his back with one hand, the other still keeping a firm grip on the mutant's braid. He leaned down and breathed across one delicate ear, "We'll punish you if you resist." Then he nibbled on the earlobe.

Quatre finally made his feet move. He moved to Heero's left side, as Trowa was taking up the right, and tilted GreenThumb's face up.

The mutant was obviously enjoying the attentions of the PaddleTeam members, shivering and moaning softly, his eyes huge and shining.

Quatre brought his forehead down to touch GreenThumb's, gazing deeply into those beautiful green eyes. "Well, you're restrained, and we're checking for weapons. I'll just make sure you can't communicate with your plants..." He leaned in, angling his head, and brought his open mouth down over Duo's.

Heaven... Quatre deepened the kiss, his eyes half-shutting with the surge of pleasure he felt. He could feel Heero nibbling on the slender arching neck, sense Trowa becoming bolder in his caresses.

A loud sneeze close to Quatre's ear had him jerking back in surprise, panting with lust interrupted. Wufei all but fell over them, scooping the mutant out of their collective clutches.

The Chinese man, his eyes red and streaming, whirled GreenThumb around and deposited him facedown across his lap, bringing his paddle down in a sharp >smack< across the perfectly presented bottom.

Quatre almost giggled at the look of incomprehension on Heero's face - he looked down at his own lap, over at GreenThumb, and then back to his empty arms, as if to say 'How did *that* happen?'

Trowa was not so lust-fogged - he reached out and caught Wufei's wrist on the next downswing, saying quietly. "He's surrendered, 'Fei."

"He's wa-CHOOO!! still pro-CHOOOOO! ah! producing po- AH-CHOOOOOO!! pollen! aa-CHOOOOO! WAAAA-CHOOOOO!!"

Still sneezing, Wufei twisted his wrist out of Trowa's grip and smacked his captive twice more.

Quatre couldn't help noticing the enticing wriggle of Duo's bottom as the mutant pushed himself up into the spanking.

Pollen, was it? That would explain the team's oddly unprofessional attitude towards this particular mutant. Although, this particular mutant was incredibly beautiful, sexy, tempting... Quatre jerked his mind back to the business at hand.

Sighing, he pushed Heero back down onto the ground, where he had been preparing to launch himself at Wufei.

"GreenThumb," Quatre began reasonably, "are you having your plants produce pollen?"

"Ahhh! Mmmmm-maybe... Oooooh!" the mutant answered, moaning deliciously after each spank and making absolutely no effort to free himself from Wufei's sneeze-loosened grip.

"Well.... stop it."

"And if I don't?" GreenThumb raised those glorious eyes to Quatre's, and then waggled his eyebrows suggestively. "You'll spank me some more?"

Quatre stopped dead, nonplussed. "Er..." It was obvious that GreenThumb was enjoying the stinging blows.

"No, baka," came a low, dangerous voice from close by. Heero managed to prowl provocatively on his hands and knees, looming over their captive. "If you don't stop..." he jerked a thumb at Wufei, "he will."

Trowa immediately reached out and immobilized Wufei's striking hand. Duo wiggled his bottom temptingly, but Wufei was too busy sneezing to wrest his wrist from Trowa's grip.

"Co-operate," Quatre continued, "and we'll take you back to our headquarters, and... er... question you."

"Extensively," added Trowa.

"Repeatedly," promised Heero.

"WAAA-CHOOOOO!" said Wufei.

"Really??" Duo wriggled excitedly, and Wufei turned an interesting shade of red that Quatre was sure had nothing to do with allergies.

"Ummmm...." GreenThumb bit his lip and looked up at Heero imploringly. "Do you have any plants at your headquarters? I really do need to have something green and growing around me..."

Heero murmured something that sounded suspiciously like, "*I'm* growing..."

Trowa cleared his throat. "Quatre and I have started a garden in the back."

Quatre smiled. "We wanted a peaceful place to relax between missions. We'd be pleased to have help with it."

GreenThumb looked relieved. He shot a happy, wicked look at Heero, wiggled against Wufei again, and said, "OK!"  He dug his fingers into the ground and concentrated.

Slowly, Wufei stopped sneezing.

The Chinese man released GreenThumb, who stood a bit reluctantly. Wufei glared around at the rest of the group, to make sure they weren't laughing at him. Then he reached out and deliberately pinched Duo's tempting bottom.

"I'm still going to punish you once we get back to Headquarters," he promised.

"No, Chang, *I'm* going to punish him," Heero growled, snaking an arm around Duo's waist and pressing him close.

Trowa rolled his eyes and headed for his motorcycle, the others following slowly.

"He insulted my dignity with his damned pollen!" Wufei pointed out with annoyance, dropping his hand to Duo's sweet ass and fondling him rather possessively.

"He insulted me first," corrected Heero icily.

Quatre bit his lip to keep from laughing at the look of pure bliss on GreenThumb's face. Hopefully Duo wasn't too fond of jealous green...

He hurried a little to catch up with Trowa, catching his hand and stroking one thumb over his palm.

Trowa shivered slightly and turned to Quatre with an inquiring eyebrow.

"Soooo, Trowa... about the garden.... How would you feel about some vines...?"

Part 07 --+-- Part 09
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