The Paddle Team Vs. Green Thumb Duo Part 04
By ClarySage
A Round Robin of the CS Insanity Central ML
"I'm not hurt! Watch yourself!" Quatre called out, smacking his quirt against a vine attempting to insinuate itself up his right pant leg.
Heero whirled back toward the bushes just in time to be bowled over. The lithe form against him planted a wet kiss on his mouth and was gone, rolling off and away. He grabbed instinctively, but the braid he was aiming for zipped between his fingers.
Bright laughter trailed in the wake of the braid.
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"Why do you think he kissed me?" Heero asked as he busily tried to remove the clinging green vines from around Quatre.
The blond seemed to have a considering expression, though it was hard to tell since he was still upside down. Heero finally managed to release the smaller boy and stepped forward, catching him before he hit the ground. Quatre was still considering his response, blue eyes squinting slightly in thought, "because you're too sexy in those pants?" he blurted, rolling out of Heero's arms and landing with a rustle of leaves. He glanced up to find Heero standing very still, one hand on his chin in a thoughtful expression.
"You're probably right, maybe I should start wearing looser clothing?"
Quatre shook his head vigorously, "Oh no! Don't do that…" he trailed off, not knowing quite how to say what he wanted to. "Besides, you can't move as freely in loose clothes," he smiled, knowing full well Heero could move well in either, but tight clothes were just that much more…appealing.
"Yeah, you're probably right. Now, where do you think he went?"
And once more, both Paddleteam members grew serious expressions, glancing about warily.
Quatre clutched at his chest, willing his spaceheart to find GreenThumb, but alas, the *villain* seemed nowhere near. "I think he's gone,"
"Damn! Now we may never find him," Heero's face fell, pouting. Though the kiss had been quick and sloppy, there had been something to GreenThumb, something superbly delicious, luscious, and something only Duos ever seemed to have. Ok, and maybe it was also that long hair, just the right shade of everything, soft, pretty, though in GreenThumb's case, it was in desperate need of a good brushing, and a few washes.
Quatre, though unable to find GreenThumb, could however feel Heero's current emotional state. He sighed deeply; Heero was definitely not going to go by the book on this case. Not that Quatre minded, he himself was pondering different things they could do with GreenThumb. The few looks he managed to get of the boy were pure electricity. And that vine thing…it had definite possibilities.
"Let's go back to headquarters and see how the others faired," Heero said with a sigh, eyeing the dying vines that lay around them on the ground.
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GreenThumb Duo was horny, thorny even. He winced as he yanked another rose thorn from his rear. It's what he got for hiding in a rosebush. Though he couldn't decide whether the minor pain of a few dozen thorns in his ass was enough to get him over his newfound lust or not. Damn, those two had been gorgeous, all that tight clothing, those menacing glares, and that blonde! He'd seen the hard-on he'd been sporting, liquid clothing doing nothing to hide it and everything to emphasize it. GreenThumb absently wiped at the trace of drool leaking from the corner of his mouth. He couldn't believe he was actually salivating at the mere thought of the two Paddleteam members.
Well, that clinched it, the only thing he could do now was hunt down their headquarters. After all, it wasn't everyday he actually found someone, let alone two someones, that were sexy enough to get him this excited.
With that thought, GreenThumb stood from his hiding place, and flitted down the road in the wake of the jeep. Rose thorns dropping off him along the way, and a broad smile spreading across his lips.