Disclaimers: I don't own any famous characters… but if you want to
give them to me ;-)
Rating: PG-13 for now
Pairings: brief 3x4 future 2x1 if Duo cooperates
Warnings: AU, Yaoi, OOC, crossovers, Silliness, Bishounen ogling.
Duo's potty mouth.
Status: Unbetaed

Barbie Dolls and Marzipan 1/?

"Just say no to drugs my ass!" Duo muttered and scowled. Their
teacher was on crack, no worse then that she must have been dropped
on her head as a baby… several times. Just because he was late to
class on Friday she had assigned him as the partner of the new
exchange student in their new project. Which wouldn't have been so
bad but they just found out this morning that Heero was a boy. Even
so his teacher refused to change her arrangements. Great now he was
stuck spending the remainder of his senior year married to a boy.

~

Relena looked at her class in pleasure and smiled. Having grown up in
Japan living next door to Heero she had known he was a boy. Actually
though she was five years older then him he was her one of her best
friends. He had introduced her to her first Yaoi Doujinshi and kept
her supplied with Junes once her family had moved back to the United
States.
Now was her chance to pay him back. She knew that Heero was too
painfully shy to approach anyone. So he was still single. She also
knew he had a thing for beautiful longhaired Semes. He did have a
huge Chi-ran collection. And Duo may not have seemed it but she had
noticed he hadn't dated anyone in high school. Not to mention he
dressed as Kuja to the Halloween dance. Make up and all. And
considering Heero's last picture a man would have to be dead not to
respond to him!
"Ahh the wonderful world of Shounen-Ai!" She said beaming at her
schemes.
Not understanding Japanese Duo gave her a suspicious look.
"What?"
She smiled angelically.
"Nothing Mr. Maxwell. I just meant to say I'm sorry about the mix up
but there is nothing we can do about it now. Why don't you sit down
in your usual chair? After all you're not the only one to be paired
up with someone of the same sex. Quatre Winner and Trowa Barton were
paired up in 2C."
"But they're a couple in real life!"
"I was paired up with Dorothy Catalonia when I did this exercise in
my senior year. And while we weren't a couple it gave us an
opportunity to become friends with someone we normally wouldn't have
spoken to."
Duo grumbled something under his breath that sounded like,
"I have enough friends." But Relena couldn't tell.

~

Heero was ready to die of embarrassment. Late on his first day of
school his father Ukkyo and mother Ranma would have had heart
attacks, how disrespectful! Especially considering how much trouble
his old friend Relena went to arrange his transfer here. Even finding
him a place to stay with her brother and `his roommate'. Its just
Heero was still suffering from jet lag. That and those horrible burnt
things Zechs had made for dinner. He would like to know exactly what
part of the chicken was the nugget?
This morning hadn't been any better he had woken up too late,
American high schools didn't have uniforms so he had to find
something to wear. Unfortunately upon opening his bag Heero had
discovered that his shampoo bottle had cracked coating his clothing
with sticky goo. He was really happy that his books were in his
other bag.
But that explained why he was wearing the only thing of Zechs that
fit him to school, a pair of black spandex biker shorts and a green
tank top.
Now everyone was staring at him Of course he knew it was because of
his appearance. He didn't figure out it was because he was simply
beautiful. Yes Virginia, men can be beautiful too. Wouldn't you stare
if you saw a beautiful boy in skintight clothes walking by?
Especially if said boy had tousled silky chocolate brown locks and
pouty soft lips just begging to be ravished?

TBC?

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