Book 01 of Angelus Aequus: And Fade Out
By Moon Faery & Super Saiyan Alexin
Rating: NC17
Series: DBZ/GW/R/TM!/CCS/SM/CB/Fake/FB/ST/GTO
Genre: Epic/Humor
Pairings: @.@ Don't Ask; Just Read. (This part: <insert name here>xMinako; MamoruxUsagi; HarukaxMichiru)
Spoilers: Plenty.

Warnings: Yaoi; Yuri; Het; AU; OOT; IT; OOC; OC; Shounen Ai; Shoujo Ai; Normal Ai; Lemon; Violence; Humor; Pervy-ness; Blood & Other Bodily Fluids; Under Age <insert felony here>; Mad Dragons AHOY!; Language

Archived:

Moon Faery's Garden &

The Kiss of Death

Disclaimer: A statement created solely to save one's ass from becoming lawn for the proverbial legal mower. We do not own SHIT! All materials are used without the permission of their various owners. However, this story line, original characters and plot are OURS. (Holds fic close.) Grrrr....

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MF: Run while you still can.

SSA: I was going to type something but I can't remember what it was. It was probably lame anyways. Watch Fake. And Cowboy Bebop. And DBZ. And SM/GW/CCS/R(1/2)/Trigun/Those Who Hunt Elves/OMG!/Labrinth of Flames. Keep in mind we're insane. ::Nods to the shredded straight-jackets::

MF: >_< Give me that keyboard damnit!!!! (grabs keyboard) ^UY76h (wacks SSA with a muse)

SSA: Pissy-Chan can speeal or insult people rioght.

MF: AH! Only my priest can touch me there!

SSA: And Uncle Joe-Jack! And Daddy! And Steven, Mommy, the guy at the store, Uncle Amanda(A-man-duh) and Aunt Bob, the dude in the car, TaYam (Before he got gayed)--

MF: That WASN'T my fault!

SSA: You fucking liar! And the guy who offered me food for boobie-flashingses--

MF: But the burritos were worth it!

SSA: But what about the dried beer in your hair?

MF: (tugs on hair) Damn my Daddy.

SSA: Bad Special Ed!

MF: Okay, should we get on to the fic now?

SSA: You do realize that 105 will soon be 150 again right?

MF: ._. Haaaaiiii... (groan) Damn our character-creating ways.

SSA: Cowboy Bebop?

MF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Vegeta: (pokes head out from behind the curtain) Will you onna-tachi stop babbling and get on with the story?

SSA: No! I don't wanna yet, I'm negotiating! ::Turns back to Pissy-Chan::

MF: You do realize this fic-this prologue has been 3 years in the planning *alone*.

SSA: It's not my fault my stuff get's stolen! Anyway, Cowboy Bebop for Wish?

MF: T-T Poor Kohaku.

SSA: Shameless Manga plug. -_-()

MF: ^-^ You should see some of the stories I'm working on about it; coming to Moon Faery's Garden Soon! Mow THAT'S a shameless plug.

SSA: No! Keep the typo! Keep the typo! Geek.

MF: We'll just put this as 'notes'. And put the fic on another page.

SSA: Heh, heh, you 'plugged'. ::Giggles like an even bigger idiot than she really is::

MF: I'd really plug, but the author's notes aren't built for that sort of thing. ^.~

SSA: CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!! She re-did a typo! ::Smacks away Pissy-Chan's hand from keyboard:: You never did answer my question, Cowboy Bebop for a Uni of your choice?

MF: I'll think about it. =P

SSA: My butt hurts.

MF: I'd say it, but I'd get hurt. So I'll just grope you. (gropes SSA)

SSA: At least you won't be stabbed now. Damn underwired bastards men made bra's it's the only explanation.

MF: I'm not the one who broke her bra; I'm just the one who benefits from it. (leer)

SSA: Didn't you give me the sci::Blank stare::

MF: s-s-o-r-s

SSA: ...scissors to cut out the other wire after I pulled out the first one?

MF: ^-^ (smug look) So you can't run.

SSA: Yeah, cause I was so amazingly fast before.

MF: -.- Don't be sarcastic, P-chan. You could still hit me easier. (blinks) Not that you've ever hit me for molesting you... Oo;;

SSA: ::Stares blankly at face for a moment before seeing it as it is:: What was I gonna write?

MF: Something about our mutual molestation and willing rape?

SSA: Isn't it impossible to rape the willing?

MF: Abuse This by Sita Seraph. Point Made.

SSA: Dude stop it, I'm not doing anything.

MF: You BITCH! You fixed it! To kiled the 'iot'!

SSA: ::Laughs and points @ shitty spellamamings:: Ha-ha!

MF: We forgot a warning. (whispers) Please say 'what warning?'

SSA: What warning? You bas speealer yuo.

MF: Language. FUCK YOU!

SSA: PISSY NEEDS A SPELLCHECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a brain!!!!!!! Or a dictionary for human-peopleseseses.

MF: Or I just need to be laid. (shrugs) The world may never know.

SSA: I have a question. Does MF stand for what it *should* stand for? O_O?

MF: Militantly Female, or Mother Fucker? Both, it's just not my mother.

SSA: What's M-i-l-i-t-a-n-t-l-y?

MF: Think butch, with a tank.

SSA: Oh.

MF: Fic?

SSA: Extra Chara add-ons?

MF: We'll decide AFTER we write the prologue. Dealies?

SSA: Only if you decide yes.

MF: +.+ Only if you can spell King Vegeta's last name without looking, or copy-pasting.

SSA: I'm on the floor in pain and you add copy-pasting? God you're such a douch-bag.

MF: At least I didn't molest you while you were laughing too hard to fight back.

SSA: How do I know you didn't? Maybe I blacked out?

MF: Tell you what; I'll molest you now, and if you're still a virgin, you'll know I didn't molest you then.

SSA: Maybe I should just pull your top down and tell your Dad why you're Pudding Girl?

MF: Maybe I tell Daddy you talked me INTO the Pudding Incident and you never see me again and PUT THE KEYBPARD --

SSA: Doens't seh such at spellinsg? And I didn't even know you then you Mook. (DC-fan-talk for loser) =P PPHTH!

MF: He needn't know that. ^-^ Besides, what would you do if I got my ass grounded and coun't see you again?

SSA: Learn how to spell?

MF: I'd spell just fine if you would stop taking away my

SSA: ::poke::

MF: keyboard before I can fix (grope) the typos.

SSA: I was gonna snap, but there's nothing to snap. ...Is that a yes to CB? sdfghjtu. 98v68l m,x\=l.0io


00:02 5/27/03
ssa: yOU'RE DOING IT WORNG YOUR DOING IT WRONG! WE CAN'T EVEN FIGHT RIGHT. IT'S SO SAD.

MF: It is NOT my fault that we keep hitting the commands instead of random letters and numbers.

SSA: Liar. And for the bamillionth time, CB?

MF: Hell no.

SSA: Why not?

MF: P-chan... 106 characters, 32 of which need to be created from scratch, with HOW MANY universes? Plu-

SSA: Yoink! ...Yeah I know, go to hell... Bite me.

MF: (pats P-chan's arm)

SSA: ::Holds out arm::

MF: (bites right below elbow)

SSA: Ew, slobber. ::Wipes on pants::

MF: You have to type that (takes keyboard) ... Bite me.

MF: (pats P-chan's arm)

SSA: ::Holds out arm::

MF: (bites right below elbow)

SSA: Ew, slobber. ::Wipes on pants::

MF: You have to type that (takes keyboard) ... Bite me.

MF: (pats P-chan's arm)

SSA: ::Holds out arm::

MF: (bites right below elbow)

SSA: Ew, slobber. ::Wipes on pants::

MF: You have to type that (takes keyboard) ... Bite me.

MF: (pats P-chan's arm)

SSA: ::Holds out arm::

MF: (bites right below elbow)

SSA: Ew, slobber. ::Wipes on pants::

MF: You have to type that (takes keyboadr) ... Bite me.

MF: (pats P-chan's arm)

SSA: ::Holds out arm::

MF: (bites right below elbow)

SSA: Ew, slobber. ::Wipes on pants::

MF: You have to type that (takes keyboard)

SSA: That's probably enough huh?

MF: Ewww... MF slobb...

SSA: That's not you, you dumb freak. Even you're getting us confused. That's so sad! ::Laughs:: Oh my God...

MF: XD

SSA: The 'L's supposed to be capitalized...

MF: (capitalizes the 'L')

SSA: Woo-Hoo!

SSA(The real me, who can spell): you got the punctuation wrong, it's: woo-hoo.

MF: Fixes punctua--

SSA(Still me): Wait, no you didn't! Oh, bite you--

MF: That was me, you idiot!

SSA: ::Laughs uncontrolably:: Oh, God, my head hurts... ::Poke::

MF: (grope)

SSA: ::Falls out of chair:: Wow, this is comfortable... EW BUG! ::Jumps up::

MF: What? o.o?

SSA: Bug on my arm. (poke) I'm pretty sure this is longer than any story I've ever written.

MF: (starts to pass the keyboard) Wait, it's me now. o.o

SSA: Wow, you're special. Wow, you're still typing. God, you suck! Dude. I'm going to have to wait to drink my soda. ::Chokes when she sees that::

The real SSA again: Oh wait, hold on! CB?

MF: Are we--

SSA: I think I'm going to burp.

MF: (chokes) Are we EVER going to get to the fic?

SSA: COWBOY BEBOP?

MF: (sweatdrop) I thought you were so proud at resisting---

SSA: Screw pride.

MF: If I change my name to Pride, will you?

SSA: God you're an idiot.

MF: Well? (grope)

SSA: ::Sob:: My poor soda.

MF: Be glad I didn't go lower.

SSA: ::Grope::

SSA: ::Grope again::

MF: Goddess, I wish Gianna-chan were here. She'd join in! (grope)

SSA: ::Stares blankly:: Oh wait it's my turn huh.

MF: Wait I'm gonna go get a bannana for suggestive props, and in keeping with nature it's a short bannana. (sucks on bannana)

SSA: What was I gonna type? Oh yeah, the bone-thing with BBQ... ::1/2 thought::

MF: So we sucked on bones? Is the symbolism just hitting you?

SSA: Owie. I chugged my soda too fast...Cowboy Bebop?

MF: NO!

SSA: Why not? You can use Dee and Ryo from Fake...

MF: Yeah, but do you know how much we'd have to tweak what plotline we have to fit them in before book four WITHOUT doing a pointless pop-in?

MF & SSA: (::Go off on a tangent discussing the possibilites::)

MF: I give! 3 CB for 5 Fake?

SSA: Sure.

MF: Deal. Grope on it?

MF & SSA: (::Mutual gropage::)

MF: Fic now?

SSA: Moooo...

MF: Finally.

Author's Notes
Book 01 of Angelus Aequus: And Fade Out
Warning: Language.
Series: CB/Fake also.

SSA: Okay...So what were we doing?

MF: ... o.o;; Damn you.

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[five weeks later]

MF: (holds her head) Dear Gods... I just finished the Prologue of book one, and we've already added three more series to the list. So I welcome Fruits Basket, Labrinth of Flames and Saint Tail to out monstrosity. (sob) The Author's Notes are actually longer than the fic. May God have mercy on our souls.

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[three months later]

MF: Still waiting for Alexin to finish chapter three - her computer keeps jamming up on her. All notes and such have been updated - we've added even more characters. So more welcomes to the Harry Potter gang (sans Ron - we just couldn't work him in for reasons that will be obvious much later), and Gravitation. The cut-and-paste part of the headings now all read:

Chapter ##: **********
     Book ## of Angelus Aequus: *********
Rating: NC17
Series: DBZ/GW/R/TM!/CCS/SM/CB/Fake/FB/ST/GTO/Gravi/HP
Genre: Epic/Humor
Pairings: @.@ Don't Ask; Just Read.
Spoilers: Plenty.
Warnings: Yaoi; Yuri; Het; AU; OOT; IT; OOC; OC; Shounen Ai; Shoujo Ai; Normal Ai; Lemon; Violence; Humor; Pervy-ness; Blood & Other Bodily Fluids; Under Age (insert felony here); Mad Dragons AHOY!; Language
By Moon Faery & Super Saiyan Alexin
Archived: (eventually at) Moon Faery's Garden (https://www.angelfire.com/anime4/moon_faerys_garden/)

Disclaimer: A statement created solely to save one's ass from becoming lawn for the proverbial legal mower. We do not own SHIT! All materials are used without the permission of their various owners. However, this story line, original characters and plot are OURS. (Holds fic close.) Grrrr....

Um... Lemme see, anything else..? No, I don't think so, except a general notice that our only purpose is to entertain and possibly offend. There is a basic running plotline, never fear, but we can't guarantee that there will ever actually be a dramatic climax. If you like your stories tidy, deal with it. ^.^ Happy holidays!