Written By: Midori
Written On: 05/10/01
Disclaimer: yea u know the drill, i dont want to be sued so i have to admit *sniff* they are not mine.....
Kay... Well, just imagine that all the GW Boys are in Grade say.... Nine or something... And they all go to school... Here goes!
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Relena stares at the clock about a minute before class starts, already sitting in her desk. "...Four... Three... Two... One..." Heero walks through the door, "Heero!!!" He whips his head to lokk at her, a panicky look on his face. "Your on time again!!!!" She jumps out of her seat, glomping Heero before he could run out of the classroom.
"Miss Peacecraft!!" The teacher gives the girl a stern look. "Unhand Heero this instant, young lady!" Relena grabs Heero's hand, refusing to let go of him. "Now, Relena!" She shakes her head again, and loud running footsteps are heard out in the hall. Relena looks to the door, and it whips open, slamming her into the wall, and leaving Heero standing there.
Duo stands in the now open doorway. "SHINIGAMI HAS RETURNED FROM HELL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAHHH!!!!!" He waves his meter stick with a plastic scythe taped on around in the air, and Heero mutters to him.
"...Principal's office?" Duo nods, and sees the teacher looking at them.
"Uh, sorry I'm late, Mrs. Gray...." He hurries to his seat after Heero, and the door closes again, leaving Relena against the wall. "Relena? ...How'd you get back there...?" She falls to the ground, and the teacher just leaves her there, starting the lesson.
"Now today we're going to learn trigo-" Wufei whips his hand into the air. "....What is it now Chang?" He stands up out of his desk, clearing his throat.
"Well, onna... You see, I don't think that a woman should be teaching this class. Everyone knows that women don't know anything about numbers, and so-" The teacher cuts him off.
"Sit down Wufei..."
"No. I won't take orders from the likes of you..."
"I said sit down boy...!"
"And I said n-" Duo, who was sitting behind him, grabs his shirt and pulls him down to sit.
"You better shut up, Wufie... You don't want to get this one mad... The other teacher was a kitten compared to this one..."
Wufei looks at the braided boy behind him. "Kitten...? But... She threw a chair at me... Wait...." He thinks for a second... "Did you just call me 'Wufie", Maxwell?" Duo shrinks a bit.
"Ummm.... Yes?" He laughs weakly, and Wufei jumps out of his desk.
"Of all the ignorance.... WUFIE?!?!?!?!"
"Sit down boy..." The chinese boy continues his rant. "WUFEI CHANG!" He turns around. "MS. RIDGEMOND MAY HAVE THROWN A CHAIR AT YOU, BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE SHE COULD ONLY LIFT THAT MUCH!!!" He blinks, staring at her. "BUT I CAN LIFT MY OWN DESK!!!!" Wufei looks at the huge teachers desk in the corner of the room, and gulps. "NOW SIDDOWN!!!!" He obeys, plopping himself into the chair. "Thank you...." She goes back to teaching.
Duo raises an eyebrow. "...Wow.... Remind me never to do in Math what I did in gym and Science..." Hero looks at him, and nods silently.
"This one might be a tough nut to crack..." Duo looks at Trowa, who was sitting silent in his seat till now, and nods.
Then he looks back at the teacher, smiling evilly. "Maybe so... But it won't take too long..." He whips out a straw from his pocket, as well as Heero, Trowa, Hildie, and Miliardo. They all rip some paper and put it in their mouth.
Quatre looks at Miliardo, and gasps quietly "Spitballs...? Remember what happened last time you brought out the spitballs?!" They look at him and nod.
Miliardo smiles. "Okay guys... Ready...." They lift the straws. "Aim..... Fire!" They all send the little white saliva bombs flying to the chalkboard only three actually hitting the teacher... Duo missed.
Mrs. Gray whips around. "What the hell?!?!?! You little bastards!!" They all are taken aback by her language. "All of you!!!! OFFICE!!!!!" She points out the door, and the students get up.
Quatre looks at Miliardo and Heero. "Oh thanks, guys... Now Rashid's gunna cut off my tea supply again!" They all trudge out the door, and Duo comes in a few seconds later, running to his desk.
"I forgot... My...." He stands up from looking under his desk. "...Scythe...?"
"Looking for something....?" Duo turns to find the teacher holding his scythe, and gulps. "Oh yeah, Maxwell..... Be afriad... Be very afraid..." He screams, starting to run out of the classroom and down the hall.
"SHIMIGAMI WANTS BACK IN HELL!!!! I REPEAT!!! SHINIGAMI WANTS BACK IN HELL!!!!!" He runs into the office, screaming the whole way.
~Owari... This is what happens when you piss your teacher off a little too much... It isn't very pretty, is it?
