Written By: Midori
Written On: 10/17/01
Disclaimer: Yes there mine.......no wait there not, so i am disclaiming them.....
The boys sit on the couch, watching a horror flick on the big screen, screams and shots ringing throughout the house, when the door whips open, smashing into the wall. Quatre screams in a high pitch, jumping into the boy next to him's lap. "HOLY-"
Wufei jumps up, sending Quatre falling on his butt to the ground. "KISAMA!!! Don't jumps on me Winner!!" He crosses his arms and sits back on the couch, grumbling to himself. "...stupid blond arab...wussie....momma's boy....pansy... OW!" Trowa, who was sitting on the other side of Wufei, smacked him in the back of the head. "Hey what was that for?!" He gives Trowa an evil look, when the boy at the door clears his throat loudly to get their attention. He turns to the door. "Oh yeah.... I forgot about you, Yuy." He leans back on the couch, elbowing Trowa in the side, who then smacks him in the face, and they start smacking eachother repeatedly.
"HEY GUYS!!!" They stop and look at him, Quatre just watches him from his new spot on the floor, and Duo, who sits upside down, his braid dragging on the floor and his feet up in the air just nods, still watching the movie. Heero walks over and clicks the off button, making Duo sit up.
"'EYEYEYEYEYYYY!!!! I was WATCHIN' that, Heero!!!" When he doesn't turn it back on, Duo crosses his arms, throwing himself back on the couch. "This had better be good, Heero..." He gives the boy in front of the tv a cold stare. "...That was on pay per view."
Heero looks over at all of them, then speaks in his usual monotone voice. "Guys... I got bad news." When they all just stare at him blankly (except Duo, who continues to glare) he continues. "....We're being censored."
Now Duo's glare disappears, replaced by confusion. "Ce-what? What the hell is that? OW!" A rock is slingshot at him from off screen, and he stands up. "Okay who the fuck did that?! OWOWOW!!!" Three more rocks hit him. He looks at Heero. "Where are those things comin' from?!"
Heero crosses his arms. "Relena"
"Huh?" The other four boys speak in unison.
"....She decided we were being too violent, and so she got a team of slingshotters to hit us whenever we do something wrong..." Two 'ow's are heard from Wufei and Trowa, and they look off screen.
A voice comes out of nowhere. "That was for the fight earlier, pilots 03 and 05." The two pilots look at eachother. "Now say you're sorry."
"No..." Trowa crosses his arms.
Wufei yells "HELL NO!" at the top of his lungs, and the two are hit repeatedly with little flying pebbles.
"OW!" Quatre holds his head and looks off screen. "Hey... You hit me..." Then the voice pops up again. By this time Duo had gone back to the tv and turned it on, and Heero took Quatre's old spot.
"Sorry about that, pilot 04... But we will have to force you to turn off the television." Duo looks up.
"No!! I paid good money to see this and there's nothing you can do ta stop me!" He's suddenly hit by a bunch of rocks, and he looks back up. "No!" More rocks. "I said Hell No!!!!" He looks off screen, and his eyes go wide. "Yikes!!" He ducks, a huge rock just missing his head. "Hey!! I thought we were being too violent!!! This is worse!"
Th voice again. "You havn't seen worse yet, 02.... Now turn off the television!" Duo protests again, but finally goes and turns off the tv.
"Whatever! I'm going to sleep..." He walks out of the room, and a pebble hits him in the behind just before he goes through the door. "Ow!" He whips around. "Okay, who did that?! I didn't do nothin'!!!!!"
A different, yet familiar voice comes from offstage "Sorry, Duo-kun!! I just couldn't resist!!"
"Hildie?!" What the hack are you doin' over there? Is this about the whole forget about you thing? Cuz I'm reallyreallyreallyrealllyreaallly sorry!!!"
"Oh yeah! About that..." Duo's eyes widen again, and he runs through the door, barely dodging an even bigger rock than when he swore a few minutes ago.
***
The next Morning...
Duo walks into the kitchen the next morining with no shirt on, only to be pelted with rocks again. "OW!! They're still here?!?!" Heero nods silently, and the voice comes once again.
"Get a shirt on, 02...!"
"Why? This is how I sleep!!!" He takes a bowl and his cheerios off the shelf, getting hit again. "Quit that! I ain't gettin' no shirt on!!!"
Hildie's voice: "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!! GO DUO!!!!" She starts clapping, and Duo turns a little red.
"Hildie?! Your still there?" She laughs, and he gets pelted again! "ALright Alright already!! Yeesh.... Stupid bakas.....OW!" As he walks out the door they pelt him in the back. He comes in a few minutes later, wearing a jacket. "There! Happy?! I have no clean shirts!!!" He drops into his chair, pouring his cereal, grumbling faintly. Suddenly, Wufei is heard scream, and Heero and Duo jumps up, running to his room.
"My katana!!! They melted my katana!!!!!!!!!" They get to his room, and find him on the floor, staring at a pile of some silver metal stuff. "....Thats.... Two.... In barely a week!!!!" He pouts and drops, then gets pelted "HEY!!! WHAT DID I DO NOW?!?!?!?!"
"Like we said to 02.... Put a shirt on."
"But I just woke up-ow!"
"Just put on a shirt!"
"Fine!!!!" He grabs a muscle shirt and puts it on, then gets hit again. "What? I put on a shirt!!!"
"One that shows less skin, Chang!"
He straightens up. "Oh, it's Chang now, is it?" He puts on another shirt, then looks at Heero. "....Wait!!! Yuy's wearing a muscleshirt!!"
"He's allowed to!"
Duo and Wufei glare at the people off stage. "Excuse me?!?!?" Duo crosses his arms. "Man.... That's just Relena for you.... AH!" He dodges a big rock again, and screams. "WHY DO I ALWAYS GET HIT WITH THE BIG ROCKS?!?!?!?!"
"Because I don't like you, 02!!"
"Huh? Relena!!!!! That's you, isn't it!!"
"Uh, N-no..... This is someone you don't know..... Yeah..." Heero walks off screen, coming back a few seconds later with Relena, who is holding a microphone and a slingshot. "Uhhhh.... Heheheh?" She smiles weakly, and Duo and Wufei glare at her. "SORRY, ALIRGHT?! .....I was trying to get you guys out of the place so I'd have Heero-kun all to myself!"
Duo just looks at her. "Uh huh..... Riggghhhht....." Then he smiles evilly. "Hey... let's give her her wish, shall we?" Wufei sees the look on Duo's face, and nods, smiling as well. "We'll just give 'Heero-kun' the key to the ammunition closet..." He hands Heero a small silver key. "....And we'll get Trowa and Quatre... And we'll clear out."
Relena stands up, dusting herself off. "That's better!" She smiles triumphantly, and the two pilots leave the room. "So, Heero! What do you want to do first?" She turns to him, and her smile fades as she sees the homocidal look on his face. "Uh oh..... Did Duo say... 'Ammo Closet'....?" Heero nods, smiling, and she screams. "HEY GUYS!!!! COME BACK!!!" The sound of the door slamming shut, and she looks at Heero again. "Ummmm... Run, right?" He nods, and she screams again, running out of the room. "I'm soooooooorrrrrrrrryyyyyyy!!!!!!"
~End ....Man.... What I'd pay to see what happens to Relena when Heero gets outta that ammo closet...... *smiles evilly* Bye-bye, Lena......
