Written By: Midori
Written On: 07/15/01
Disclaimer: i dont own them, i just write fics about them, k.....
Midori: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen... To my bored, bored world!!! (puts her arms up in the air)
Wufei: ... Pink? (she looks at him) ... You made the god damn writing PINK???
Midori: Whaaaaat? Pink's fine! (Quatre nods, and the other pilots give him weird looks)
Quatre: (shakes his head quickly, and points at Midori) She made me do it!
Wufei: (watching Quatre, shakes his head pitifully)...
Midori: Plus, it's not pink... It's thistle!
Wufei: (mumbles) It's friggin' pink...
Midori: NO IT'S NOT!! NOW SHUT UP AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD!!!
Wufei: (arms crossed) I refuse do do this...!
Midori: Why, Wu-man? It'll be fun!!! (smiles)
Wufei: (his face turns a lovely shade of red) Don't call me that, woman!!! Waiddaminute... (pauses) ... Did you just say my face turned 'a lovely shade of red'? (Midori nods) WHAT?!?!?!?!!?! (he clenches his hands into fists, then crosses his arms again) No! I will NOT do anything you tell me to after what you did to me in Next Generation!
Duo: What's wrong with what she did, Wu-man? (Wufei's face turns red again) I thought it was DAMN funny... Plus... She hasn't showed anyone the Next Generation script!
Midori: (smiles evilly) ...yet (all of the pilots look at her)
Duo: Wait... Waiddaminute Mid.... Your not actually gunna... (she nods) ....
Wufei: ... (his mouth hanging open) ...
Quatre: Please say your kidding... (she shakes her head) Please?? (she shakes her head again) ... PLEASE MIDORI!! PROMISE ME YOU WILL NOT SHOW THAT SCRIPT TO ANYONE!!!!!! (he grabs her shirt, by the front and shakes her slightly)
Duo: Umm... Midori..? (she looks at him) ... Do you think that's such a good idea? I mean... Heero's hasn't been the same since you... uh.... Well, Just look at him! (points to Heero, who is sitting in the corner, holding a teddy and sucking his thumb)
Heero: (rocking back and forth) I am invincible... I'll live forever... Heero Yuy does not die... No, no... (and so on)
Midori: (looks at Heero) ..What? I think he's better that way...
Duo: LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD?!?!!?! (she nods) Midori, you KILLED THE POOR GUY!!!! (she smacks him)
Midori: OI!!! NICE WAY TA RUIN IT YOU BRAIDED BAKA!!! (an almost silent chuckling is heard, and they all look around) Huh? ... (looks at Heero) SEE?! He's still fine! (Heero's smiling, though still sicking his thumb)
Heero: (his thumb still in his mouth, smiling, his laughter muffled) ... Braided Baka... I miss those words... Those, and Omae o Koruso.... (sighs)
Midori: See? He's just fine, now let's continue! (puts her arms up in the air again, and pauses) ... Where was I...?
Wufei: ...Where I walk outta here... Saiyonara! (walks towards the door, and Midori snaps her fingers, he turns still walking) ...What? I'm leaving and there's nothing you can do to sto- (he walks right into the wall) ... stop me... (falls down)
Midori: Hmph! (smiles)
Wufei: (jumps up, and runs his hand all along the wall) Th-the do-or!!! It's gone!!! (starts hitting the wall, then whips around) Where the hell did you put that door, Barton?!
Midori: (smiles, and points to the cieling) Up there... (they all look up, and the door is now located on the cieling)
Duo: ... Oh... Dear... God....
Quatre: .... Ditto....
Duo: .... How the hell are we gunna get up there...? Someone who can jump... Trowa! (looks around the room) Hey Trowa, where'd you- go...? Where is he?
Trowa: I'm right here....
Duo: (turns around) Trowa!!! Buddy, ol' pal... Be a dear and jump up there for us...? (points at the door)
Trowa: (looks up) .... Nuh-uh... (walks over to Midori, and stands beside her) ....This is your doing... Isn't it? (she nods, and he looks at the door again) ... Good job...
Midori: Now for the good part! (he looks at her, and she snaps her fingers again, two lounge chairs popping out of nowhere, as well as a cappucino machine)
Trowa: (looking at the cap-machine) Java? (looks at Midori, who nods) Good java...? (she nods again) ...(he smiles) ...nice..... (they make themselves comfortable, and laugh it up as the three remaining pilots frantically try to get the door) ... This is gunna be great...
~Fin... I'm too bored to even tell you wether they get out or not...
