"Ok everyone is going to do a hoedown. So I need something that you would have to wear a mask with...(crowd shouting)...Plastic Surgery I heard..ok your hoedown is about Plactic Surgery....and you'll have music privided by Zechs..." Wufei said.
(Hoedown music starts)
(Singing)
(Heero) "Here is some news I've heard all over the place. Micheal Jackson had surgery to fix his face. He didn't think he looked good, he started sullkn'. I saw him just the other day, he looked just like Macaulay Culkin."
(Duo) "I know something nice It isn't so darn nasty. You could just be a doctor and go giving Rhinoplasty. Micheal Jackson had some, It wasn't just his loss. Instead of one Micheal Jackson, there's two Diana Ross."
(Quatre) "The Plastic Surgery didn't work, I must confess. My--My face is now one big bad mess. Here's a little hint, if any of you go. Make sure you doctor isn't Dr. Picasso."
(Trowa) "I wanted surgery but my doc said no. I had to force him, because I had no place to go. I had to threaten him, with my big old mouser. Now I look just like a grown-up Doogie Howser."
(All) "I grown-up Doogie Howser."
"We'll be back with more Who's Line Is It Anyway." Wufei said.
