"Let's play a game called "Let's make a date." This is for all four of you Trowa, Quatre, Heero, and Duo are going to appear on a dating type show..hoping to be picked by the God of Death, Duo. Now the other three people are going to be given a charcter or role that they have to play, so when ever your ready, go."
(Duo) "Contestant # 1, Hi."
(Heero) ^Greatest Lover In France^ "Bonjour."
(Duo) "How are you?"
(Heero) (French Accent) "I am fine, but not as fine as you. oh ha ha oh oh oh." (light up a cigertte)
(Duo) "Oh wow. Contestant # 2"
(Quatre) ^Going through all the stages of getting drunk^ "Hi."
(Duo) "I heart eating. If we were going to go out on a date, where might you take me to eat?"
(Quatre) "Well (Hic) excuse me. (slurring) Take you to eat. Well, I'd probably take to the restaurant 'cause that's where the food is. (Laughs) (Starts to sing) "Going to the restaurant, we're going to the restaurant. We're gonna go..... to the rest..."
(Duo) "You sound heck of fun. Contestant # 3..."
(Trowa) ^Pig farmer from Arkansas^ "How are you?"
(Duo) "Good. How are you?"
(Trowa) "I'm very good thank you."
(Duo) "I love the out of doors. If we were going to go outside, where would you go?"
(Trowa) "Well, I've never been outside. So a...I don't know, we might roll around in the mud for a bit, I'd take good care of you, you'd have to take me to court and Sue, SUE! SUE!"
(Quatre) (Really Drunk) "SUE!"
(Duo) "Contestant # Un!. I love the night life. I like to boggie. Where would you take me if we went out dancing?"
(Heero) "I'd take you to the top of the moon, then I would spin you around the crater and slap your lunar surface." (puffs smoke..one looks like a heart)
(Duo) "Number 2. If you were a carpenter, would you rather use a drill or a hammmer?"
(Quatre) "I love you. You're great. You're just....(Throws up, then passes out on the floor)
(Duo) "I didn't hear the last part. Number 3 if I were mashed potato's what would you spoon over me?"
(Trowa) (looking at Quatre ass) (pause) "Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking about something else."
(buzzer)
(Wufei) "Ok Duo wanna guess who they are."
(Duo) "Is it hot in here Wufei, or it's just me? Number one is a french guy, there's something about the moon, he's a french astronut of some kind. He's a romantic french guy."
(Buzzer)
(Wufei) "The greatest lover in France."
(Duo) "and Quatre is a drunk."
(buzzer)
(Duo) and number three he's a country guy from the cast of "Deliverance, he's a hog caller, who lovers other things."
(Wufei) "He's a pig farmer from Arkansas. I give a thousand point to Trowa for reading my mind. We'll be back with more Who's line after this.....
