Who's Line Is It Anyway? (Game 1) (Gundam Speical Program)
" We have four speical guests today on the show. Look out it's perfection Heero Yuy, Don't get in his way Cause he's death Duo Maxwell, He's the clown of the group, Trowa Barton, and the desert prince Quatre Raberba Winner. Hello, and welcome to "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" The Show where everything is made up and the points don't matter, just like little league. At the end of the show one person gets to do a little something with me." Wufei said sitting down at the desk.
"Now where going to start with a game called Questions only. Now you can only speaking questions, I'll buzz if you can't say anything. Quatre and Duo are going to start the scene, and Heero and Trowa are going to join in when either one of them can't continue. Ok the scene is you at a singles bar just before closing, questions only and go."
(Quatre) "Wanna go home?"
(Duo) "You talking to me?"
(Quatre) (slurring) "Is there anyone as good looking as you?"
(Duo) "Is there anyone as ruplusivly drunk as you?"
(Quatre) "Can't you cut me a break?"
(Duo) "Shut up...." (buzzer)
(Trowa walks on taking Duo's place)
(Quatre) "Where'd you come from?"
(Trowa) "Is that anyway to talk to a lady?"
(Quatre) "You wanna kiss me?"
(Trowa) "Who doesn't?"
(Quatre) "You wanna take a swipe at these luscious love coushins?"
(Trowa) "Do You wanna boogie?"
(Quatre) "All night long?"
(Trowa) "You heard that song?"
(Quatre) "Heard it...." (buzzer)
(Heero takes Quatres place)
(Trowa) "May I see some I.D.?
(Heero) "Don't I look old enough to drink?"
(Trowa) "Don't you know the drink ago here is 47?"
(Heero) "Does it matter that I'm Canadian?"
(Trowa) "Your Canadian?"
(Heero) "Can't you tell?"
(Trowa) "Have you ever heard of a place called Mossejaw Sask?"
(Heero) "Isn't that right beside left-nube?"
(Trowa) (walks off) (buzzer)
(Duo walks on where trowa was)
(Duo) "Would you be interested in knowing that I've got a Canadian Fetish?"
(Heero) "What's your sign?"
(Duo) laughs (buzzer)
(Trowa takes Duo's place)
(Trowa) "Still here?"
(Heero) "Does it matter that I have a parrot?"
(Trowa) "What's his name?"
(Heero) "Why do you ask?"
(Trowa) "Are you aware that he just went on your shoulder?"
(Heero) "Don't you know that's good luck?"
(Trowa) "Oh, is it?"
(Heero) "Don't you read books?"
(Trowa) "Do you wanna dance?"
(Heero) "Yeah."
(buzzer)
"Ok we're going to stop it there. Minus a hundread to Trowa for cheating, and an extra hundred for Heero for saying left nube." Wufei said
