Disclaimer: I own Gundam Wing, all of its characters, and all of its merchandising profits. Yeah, right. If I did, do you think I would be writing stuff like THIS? Not likely.
Party
Time!
Quatre:
Are you sure this is non-alcoholic?
(Duo
has just handed him a glass)
Duo:
*grins* Of course, Quatre! Would I lie
to you?
Quatre: Well….
Duo:
Come on!
Quatre:
I guess….
Duo:
Okay! *lifts glass* To…. To….
Wufei:
To justice!
Quatre:
To peace!
Trowa: To the future!
Heero:
To Relena!
(everyone
looks at him)
Heero:
Um, I mean:….
Duo:
Okay…. to our Gundams!
(all
finish their drinks, except Quatre, who only takes a sip)
Quatre:
*still holding an almost full glass*
Whoa, I feel a little tipsy….
Duo, you did lie to me! We’re
drinking – UNDER AGE!
Duo:
Uh….
Quatre:
*hiccups* I feel… kinda… *passes out*
Wufei:
*blinks* That was quick.
(A
little while later….)
Wufei:
I knew there was something fishy
about Lady Une!
Trowa: *hiccups* What do you mean?
Wufei:
Okay, just follow me on this one. *raises finger* Wait, I had something good
here….
Duo:
*looks thoughtful* I never though of it that way!
Trowa:
Though of what?
Duo:
*shrugs and point to Wufei* Whatever he said.
(all
of them have finished several drinks by now, except Quatre, who is still
unconscious)
Heero: *looks around at the others* It’s really great to be here, you know,
with all you guys. I mean it, I feel
really special. *looks at Quatre* Awe,
poor guy, he’s missing our special moment. *starts to hit him*
Wufei:
You know what?
Trowa:
What?
Wufei:
I…. *pauses* Wait, I was gonna say something….
Oh, yeah! My head hurts!
*reaches up and unties his ponytail.
His hair falls into his face* AAAAHHH! *swats at it*
Trowa:
*starts laughing*
Heero:
*still hitting Quatre*
(Quatre
jerks awake and stares around, quite disoriented; he is obviously still drunk)
Quatre:
*stares at Wufei* Hey, Wufei has hair!
Heero:
You’re awake! Welcome to our little
party! *hugs Quatre*
Quatre:
*pushes him away* Ew, you have cooties!
Heero:
*claps his hands together* Oh, yay! Now
we can sing a song! *starts playing the air guitar and singing “Cumbaya”*
Duo:
*crawls over and puts an arm around Heero’s shoulders and joins the song* “Oh,
Lord, Cumbaya!…”
Quatre:
*in a loud voice* You’re weird! *starts
to crawl away, but is stopped by Trowa*
Trowa:
*puts an arm around Quatre and starts stroking his head with the other hand,
also singing* “Someone’s singing, my Lord, Cumbaya!…”
Quatre:
*starts to giggle*
(Just
then, Relena, Hilde, Dorothy, and Sally enter the room)
Sally:
What’s going on in here? *looks around* Oh, I see….
Relena:
*walks over to where Heero is singing with Duo* Heero, what are you doing?
Duo:
*looks up* Yay, more friends! Come sing
with us!
Hilde:
*sighs* Duo, are you drunk?
Duo:
No, I just *hiccup* had a few drinks!
Dorothy:
Duh.
Heero:
I’m so glad you’re all here to sing with us! *puts his head on Relena’s
shoulder* You guys are the best! I feel really special, just like Barney says
I am!
Relena: You watch Barney?!
Heero:
I sure do! Every day! It’s my favorite show in the world!
Wufei:
Wow! Mine too!
(Sally
and Relena sweatdrop)
Dorothy:
*walks up to Quatre* Get up, Quatre!
Quatre: *disentangles himself from Trowa and stands up rather unsteadily* Hi
Dorothy! *looks her up and down* You’re weird. Especially your eyebrows.
Can’t you fix them? And why are they
a different color than your hair? Do
you dye your hair?
Dorothy: *blushes and stammers* N-no!
I’m a natural blond! Where would
you get an idea like that?
Duo:
*sniggers*
Dorothy:
*glares at Quatre* Okay, richboy, if that’s the way you want to play it. *puts on her best battle face* Sing your
favorite song for us, Quatre!
Quatre:
*immediately pretends he’s holding a microphone and starts dancing around* “I
will survive! I will survive! Oh, as long as I know how to love I know
I’ll stay alive!…”
Sally:
Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
Trowa:
*wanders over to Duo and starts to put his head on his shoulder* I love you,
man….
Hilde:
Okay, that’s enough, Trowa. *puts Duo’s arm over her shoulder* I’m going to put
Duo to bed.
Duo: Wait! The fun’s just
starting! *runs over to Quatre, who is
still singing, and starts dancing with him* “Oh, as long as I know how to love
I know I’ll stay alive!…”
Sally:
Oh, let them have their fun. They’ll
just pass out soon, anyway.
Hilde:
Yeah, I guess you’re right.
(The
girls all leave. Heero, Trowa and Wufei
join Quatre and Duo. All five G-boys
dance and sing happily together)
Quatre:
“Oh, at first I was afraid! I was
petrified!
Duo: “Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side!”
Trowa:
“But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong–“
Wufei:
“– And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along!”
Heero:
“I will survive! I will survive!” *dances around some more, then sits down and
goes to sleep*
(The
other four G-boys follow suit, and soon they are all fast asleep on the floor)
THE
END!!!!
Duo: Thank goodness! That was the most humiliating thing–
Heero: I agree. *gives Liz his patented death-glare*
Liz: *sweatdrop* Okay, now just stay away…. *to readers* You may contact me if you want to (although I seriously doubt that! hahaha) at lizy.berger@the-spa.com, but please don’t flame me for my pathetic attempts at comedy. ;)
