Chapter one : Duo must die
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"Come on Duo," Heero said beginning to get angry, "We're going to Burger King whether you like it or not!" The other Gundam pilots just stood there looking slightly concerned for Duo. "NO NO NO!!! I WANT MCDONALD'S!!! MCDONALD'S!!!!" Duo yelled angrily at Heero (and we all know you just don't do that) . Heero looking slightly surprised by Duo's words, calmly said, "You either stop whining and come here or I will cut off your braid." Duo stopped whining and looked wide-eyed at Heero. "Oh no, he's gonna blow," Trowa said with a laugh , "This is better than Jerry." "You wouldn't , not to MY braid. Would you?" Duo asked feeling scared for his beloved braid as he cradled it in his arms. Heero only smirked at this and said, " Oh yes I would." Which at this time Duo ran around the other Gundam pilots and screamed, "NO! DON'T LET HIM GET MY BRAID!!! MOMMY!!! "He glanced up to find out who's legs he was hugging, and found out that it belonged to a very angry Wufei. Wufei looked down at Duo, with the kind of look people get when you take their toys from a Happy Meal, and said, "Get off my leg or die Maxwell." Duo only looked more concerned and meekly replied, "But he's gonna cut off my braid." Wufei was now extremely ticked and yelled, "THIS IS INJUSTICE!!! YOU WILL NOW DIE MAXWELL!!!!" Duo screamed like an extremely peppy cheerleader and jumped into the air about 3 feet.
Quatre began to speak and everyone half way expected him to say "We shouldn't be fighting" but he didn't. Instead he said, "Duo, just say you're sorry to Heero and we can go eat." Everyone stopped in the middle of their actions. Wufei had pulled his gun and was pointing it at Duo, Heero had his gun out and was pointing it at Wufei, Trowa was in the middle of screaming "JERRY JERRY" , and Duo was all balled up in the parking lot clutching his braid screaming like a girl. Then there was a series of blinking. "What did you say?" They all asked in unison, "You didn't say 'We shouldn't be fighting' just then," All the fighting stopped and everyone just looked at each other. "Do you think he's sick?" Heero said to Wufei. "I'm not sure, but I think we should be scared right about now," Wufei said to Heero. " THERE IS A GOD!" Duo said standing up and raising his hands up, "But wait, what? What did Quatre say?" Duo asked thinking. "Man you're slow," said Trowa shaking his head. All of them then turned their attention to Quatre, who looked kinda worried. They formed a huddled and proceeded to talk about Quatre. "Something is wrong with the boy," Wufei said. "Yeah, I hope he's not gonna go psycho on us again," Trowa said. "I think we need to get him some help," Heero said. "I'm just glad I'm alive!" Duo said proudly, "Or should I say WE!" he added clutching his braid proudly. "From the looks of it Duo's more messed up than Quatre. I guess we should forget about it, mabey he's just really hungry." Heero said. "You sound like a general rallying his troops." Wufei said looking at Heero wishing he was more like that. "More like a cheerleader," Duo said with a smirk. "You really do want to die don't you," Heero said slightly pissed. They all finally agreed that Quatre was probably just really hungry, or he really wanted his toy. "Ok then, BREAK" Wufei said as they did the football break from a huddle.
They walked towards Quatre with huge smiles on their faces that plainly said "I know a big secret and you don't" . "Let's go eat," Heero said patting Quatre's back with that same annoying smile still on his face. "Uh, ok," Quatre said looking at each Gundam pilot with a worried expression on his face.
Chapter two : the pilots' strange sides
They walked in to Burger King and looked around. They smell of the fries was beginning to get to Wufei. "HA HA HA!!! THE POWER OF THE FRIES!!! JUSTICE TO THE FRIES!!!! HA HA HA!!!" Wufei yelled much to the surprise of the others. Wufei looked possessed as he stared at the girl taking the fries out of the fryer. The other pilots, thinking he was staring at the girl, whispered to eachother. "Wow, Wufei in love with a girl. Weird," Trowa said. "I think the fry smell is getting to his head. It's like he's possessed," Quatre said looking slightly scared. "I think he looks high off the fry, yeah yeah. Ha ha, I made a poem," Duo said looking pleased with himself. The others just looked at him like HE was high. "Wufei, likes a girl. HA HA HA!!! " Heero said beginning to go nuts from the smell too. They stared at him funny, and began to feel funny too. They all began to laugh funny, which disturbed the other customers to the point where they all left except for the high pilots. "He he he! Must have the fries! HA HA HA!!!" Quatre said, which began to get the other pilots chanting "MUST HAVE THE FRIES" . The workers looked very concerned for their lives, and were debating in the back as to who should take their orders. Finally, after a bunch of whining and pleading, a clumsy blonde girl walked up to the counter. "My I take your order?" she said looking scared. All five of the pilots heads turned towards her and they ran to the counter, along the way chanting "MUST HAVE THE FRIES". They all started reaching over the counter at the girl chanting "MUST HAVE THE FRIES" and looking very possessed. The girl stood there wide-eyed and said nothing but, "M-m-may I-I-I take your order?" Before she could finish she found an odd scene before her, Duo and Wufei had climbed over the counter and were merrily eating the freshly cooked fries, Trowa was running around the back with, almost everyone chasing him, and he believed that they wanted to play a game of tag, Quatre had gotten a cup of ice tea and was holding it up alone with a large fry going, " PRAISE THE MIGHTY FRY AND TEA!!" to nobody in particular, and Heero was in the middle of continuously shaking the girl's hand and saying how he loved fries very very much.
After they had eaten almost all the fries in the place, the blonde haired girl said that they owed Burger King some money. "You owe us….," she began but was cut off by a still very much high Duo. Duo finished, putting his right pinky finger up to the side of his mouth and saying, "One billion dollars. HA HA HA!!" His insane laughing seriously worried the girl, who began to wail anime style. "Serena! Shut up and tell them what they owe!" a dark haired girl said looking pissed. "But he's scawy! WAAAAA" the girl continued. "FINE THEN! Excuse me kind people, but you owe us one hundred dollars for the fries and destruction the one you call Trowa has caused playing tag," the dark haired girl said, dragging the blonde haired girl away. They all blinked and looked at eachother funny. Wufei whispers to Heero, "I think Duo should pay for being an idiot." Heero nods, and walks over to Duo to explain their financial crisis. "Duo, since the rest of us know you and your braid have enough money, we have decided to let YOU pay the bill," Heero said trying to sound happy to make Duo think it was a fun game. "REALLY?!? WOW! YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT!" Duo said staring happily at the other pilots. He walked happily up to the counter and reached into his pocket. The dark haired girl looked kind of worried, and thought he was pulling out a gun. He had an evil grin on his face while doing so. "Th-that's ok. You don't have to pay! I'll take care of it," the girl said. The other boys stood there looking confused, and Duo thought this was still part of the game. "Good. I knew you would come to your senses. We knew all along you were part of the Golden Twinkies Foundation," Duo said laughing evilly. "Right, whatever you say. Ummm, I think I'll just leave now," the girl said sneaking away. Duo turned around after this looking very pleased with himself.
Once Duo had finished congratulating himself over and over, the pilots realized that they had only eaten fries, and hadn't gotten their toys. So Quatre walked up to the counter and kindly asked for five Bid Kids Meals. "Aren't all of you a little old for the Big Kids Meals?" the girl asked. "Well, I think we are, but I'm not too sure about Duo," Heero said laughing. "That's not funny! I'm a big boy!" Duo said pouting. "We shouldn't be fighting," Quatre said and was answered by a series of, "SHUT UP!!" Quatre looked kind of hurt, but continued to order. "Let me see, I need four cheese burger kids' meals and one chicken for Duo," Quatre said glancing at Duo. "I WANT CHEESE!" Duo said looking and yelling insanely. "Ok ok. Make that five cheese burger kids' meals," Quatre said calming down the distressed looking Duo. "YAY!!" Duo yelled running over to Quatre and thanking him by smacking him on the back. Once they got their food they sat down at a booth. An old man walked in an ordered something and sat down next to pilots. The pilots had taken out their food first and were cramming the food in their mouths. Trowa got to his toy first and yelled, " YEAH!! I GOT A GUNDAM!!" as he held up the tiny figure that looked like his Gundam, Heavy Arms. The others ripped open their bags to find mini versions of their Gundams. Heero, who looked very pleased at the fact he now had a new decoration to go in Wing Zero, smiled evilly and clutched his new toy. He turned around to the old man, held up the mini version of Wing Zero, and said, "Those who have laid eyes on a Gundam shall not live to tell about it." The old man looked very scared and at that moment Heero said, "You will now die for seeing this Gundam," and pushed a button which made a little light beam come out and vaporize the man's food. The man screamed and ran out. "HA HA HA!! THE VICTOR!!" Heero yelled looking evilly from one pilot to the next. "Any more challengers?" he asked staring evilly at them. They shook their heads no and proceeded to find out what theirs could do. All of the mini versions could do one of each of that particular Gundam's attacks. "WOW!! COOL!!" Trowa said while his fired a bunch of mini rockets randomly around the room. "And they give these to kids," Wufei said staring proudly at his. "Ah yes, my beloved Nataku. They captured your beauty perfectly," Wufei said holding his toy proudly. The others just looked at him funny and continued about their business.
Once they had fiddled with their toys for a while they decided to go to the play place.
Chapter three: the play place
As they walked outside Quatre stared at the play place like a kid in a candy store. The same mystified look came over Trowa too. "Wow. Look at all the tunnels," Quatre said in awe. "Yeah, and the swirly slides," Trowa continued. The others looked at eachother, shrugged, and walked closer to it. Quatre and Trowa ran to it and almost killed eachother trying to get in. Trowa crawled up some stairs that led to the top of a gigantic tower, and Quatre went through a big red tunnel. Once they disappeared out of sight the others started talking amongst themselves. "Ok, this is one thing the God of Death won't do," said Duo as he began to eye the slide. "But the slide looks like fun. I'm going," he said waving at Wufei and Heero. "Come on you guys it'll be fun," he finished as he began to attempt to go up the slide backwards. 'This is injustice' Wufei thought to him self. 'There's no way he's making it up there' thought Heero to himself as he stared at Duo trying desperately to climb up. "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Duo screamed as he fell back down. "OOF! That hurt," he said pouting as he got off the ground to do it again. "This time I'll get it," he said feeling confident and he went off again. Wufei finally decided to give in and go up which left Heero all by himself. "HA HA!! VICTORY IS MINE!!!" he heard Duo scream as he reached the top. "I'm the king of the world!" Heero rolled his eyes, sighed, and climbed into a tunnel.
Heero had taken a tunnel which lead to the top. When he reached one of the top rooms he looked up and saw a wheel attached to the ceiling. The wheel was used to turn a propeller looking object up at the top. 'Hmm, I wonder' Heero thought to himself as he reached up to the wheel. He held on tightly and began to spin around. "WEEEEEE!!!! HA HA HA!!!! THIS IS FUN!!!" Heero said happily as he spun. He finally fell over with dizziness and lied there. "He he he! The world is spinning! Oh look! I see Wing Zero dancing to the Wonder Ball song! He heeeee!!!" he said in his dizziness. Just then Wufei came into the same room, looked at Heero talking to himself about Twinkies and pink elephants, shrugged, and went into another tunnel.
Duo, who had been crawling aimlessly around, stopped. "What was that? An annoying little kid? No, it sounds like Relena," he said to himself as he crawled into the balls. "AHHH!!!! NOOOO!!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!" he screamed childishly as he sank into the balls. All of a sudden someone's head popped up from the balls and startled Duo. "AHHHH!!! It's the Blair Witch!!" he screamed again. "No, wait, it's just Relena." She looked slightly pissed at the comment about the Blair Witch and smacked him. "Owww! Hey, I'm sorry. I thought you were," Duo said rubbing his head. "Is Heero with you?" Relena asked still pissed. "Uh yeah. Somewhere in the play place. What are you doing here?" he asked. "I was bored. Wait, did you just say he's IN here?" she said in disbelief. "Uh, yeah," he replied. Relena raced off to find him and just as she left Duo heard something else. "Hello?" he said sounding pitiful. "HA HA HA!! It's is I! BATMAN!!!!" somebody said as they sprang from the balls. Duo screamed like a girl and sank into the balls as he tried to run. "Ha ha ha! No, it's just me, Zechs," Zechs replied. Duo uncovered himself and looked confused. "Ummm, ok, I won't ask," he said leaving. As he left he heard Zechs yell again "Quick Robin, to the Batmobile!" Duo turned around upon hearing this and his jaw dropped upon seeing Treize emerge and act like Robin. Duo got scared and quickly crawled away.
Trowa had been sitting in the middle of a tunnel waiting for a little kid to move. "Come on kid, MOVE!" he said to the kid getting angry. "NO! I don't wanna. You can't make me! Ha ha!" the kid said sticking out her tongue. Thinks to himself 'What would that kid want'. "Hey, I'll give you a quarter," he said trying to make it sound interesting. "NO! Don't want it," the kid replied. "How about this," Trowa said taking out a knife. He held it up so the light could catch it just right to make it shine. "Oooo, it's so shiny," the kid said taking it and moving so Trowa could get by. Trowa told to kid to play with it and have fun. Then he quickly left before his pants got stained with blood. As he left he suddenly heard the kid's voice again coming closer to him. "I'll kill you!" the kid said. "I am Mariemaia! You will obey me now! Ha ha ha!" "Eh?" was all Trowa said as he turned to crawl away quicker. He found a slide and went down it. "OOF!" he said as he landed in the balls. "Come on Robin! We have to get Mr. Freeze!" Zechs said to Treize as they stared at Trowa. "Ummm, Zechs? Treize? Are you two ok?" Trowa said feeling scared for himself. "Batman! Throw a stun ball at Mr. Freeze!" Treize said. Zechs picked up a blue ball and beamed Trowa in the head with it. "Owww! Hey stop that!" Trowa said rubbing his head. "Oh no! It didn't knock him out! We need to throw more!" Zechs said. Just as the some what crazy Zechs began to throw another ball at Trowa and familiar voice screamed at them. "I'll save you!" this person said swooping down from the netting around the balls and landing on Trowa. "Owww! Hey! Quatre?" Trowa said looking confused. "No," Quatre said, "it is I, Superman!" "Ummm, ok, that's enough tea for you Quatre," Trowa said tugging on Quatre's arm. "Let's just go." "So he has a side kick," Treize said. "KILL THEM BOTH!!! HA HA HA!!!" Zechs and Treize yelled madly. "Trowa, you run, I can fly away," Quatre said to Trowa as he posed on one leg with both arms stretched upwards and said "Vvvush!" Trowa looked worried and quickly left all the nut cases to themselves.
"Heero?" Relena said as she looked down at Heero and Wufei playing with their toys. "Die Nataku!" Heero yelled at Wufei's toy as he made his fire the Twin Buster Rifle at it. "Take this Yuy!" Wufei yelled back as he shot a rocket at Wing's head. Heero made a little Wufei doll walk around the floor and said in a squeaky voice, "Oh no! Save me, save me!" He made the doll walk towards Wing Zero and stand there. He fired a rocket at it's head and the little doll's head flew off and beamed Relena in the head. "Hey!" she yelled as Heero turned around in surprise. "What are you two doing?" she asked looking surprised at Wufei, but even more surprised at Heero. "Umm uhh I uhh nothing," Heero said hiding the toys behind his back. Wufei did the same but slowly crawled away. "Wufei! You traitor!" Heero yelled at him and turned around where upon his face turned slightly red. "What were you doing Mr. Perfect Soldier?" Relena asked trying not to laugh. "Uh, heh, nothing," Heero said looking kind of scared. "What's that you have?" Relena said leaning over to catch a glimpse of the toy. "Fine then, here," Heero sadly said handing the headless doll and the mini Gundam toy over to Relena. "WOW! That's cool!" Relena said. "What? The Gundam?" Heero asked looking surprised at her reaction. "No, the headless Wufei," Relena said laughing. Heero couldn't help but laugh at that one. The whole time Wufei had been sitting right around the corner of the tunnel said, "This is injustice!" Heero and Relena looked at each other when they heard this and burst into laughter. Wufei crawled away to another room and sat in there with his toy. "You and me are the only one's around that have justice," Wufei said to his toy. "I love you Nataku," he said kissing his toy. Just in the middle of the kiss Wufei saw something flash out of the corner of his eye. He looked up to find a hysterically laughing Duo with a camera. "DIE MAXWELL!!!" he said making the toy fire a flame jet. Duo turned to leave and felt something funny. "AHHH!! MY BUTT'S ON FIRE!!!!" he screamed and started slapping his butt to put out the fire. Once it was out he started laughing again. "I guess that means I have a hot butt!" he said as he fell over laughing so hard. Wufei rolled his eyes and mumbled injustice.
Eventually, Trowa found Heero and Relena and they went to get Wufei and Duo. Then they debated on who should go and get Quatre. Heero decided he would because he knew that everyone would pick Wufei and he didn't really fell like listening to Wufei whine about injustice. He went down the slide and fell into the balls. He paused for a minute and stared at the scene. Quatre, who now believed he was Spiderman, was crawling up the netting around the ball throwing balls at Treize and Zechs. Treize was throwing balls at Quatre and Zechs was climbing after Quatre. "Ok," Heero said looking confused. Heero then took a deep breath and began to climb after Quatre. He succeeded in catching him, but was conked in the head with balls about a billion times. He them jumped down holding the screaming Quatre and went threw a tunnel. "I didn't do it!" Quatre yelled looking concerned for himself. "It's ok. We're leaving," Heero said in his monotone voice. Quatre seemed to almost snap out of it as he crawled after Heero. They returned to the group and they all left. "Let's come back tomorrow!" Quatre said smiling happily. The others looked at him like they were going to kill him and he shut up. They heard a cackling and looked up at the top of the play place to see Treize and Zechs. "Feel the wrath of Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" Zechs yelled as he fell of. Treize jumped down and asked Zechs if he was ok. "You're fired Robin!" Zechs yelled angrily at Treize. "FINE!! Who needs you anyways! I can protect the colonies from bad guys without the help of Batman!" Treize said as he stormed off. Zechs left too and the others just shrugged.
As they left, the brilliant Duo asked, "Now can we go to McDonald's?" Heero looked at him, clenched his fist, and knocked him out.
The end Web Mistress Note: My little sister wrote this, so humor her. Email her at EternalSailorMoon01@angelfire.com
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