Welcome to Webpage Of The Damned ™. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Alex, and I was born at some time between 1900 and 1990. I can't remember when, as I was young, innit. This cheap and slapdash website chronicles the problems I face as a human-to-female sheep transsexual. The horrors of my toment have been many, although by buying a fleece from Marks and Spencers and wearing hockey pucks on the end of my limbs I am able to pass as a nutter dressed as a sheep, which really makes me happy.
I have an unhealthy intrest in seagulls. Sometimes all I want to do is strip, cover myself in tuna mayonnaise, scream at the top of my voice "I AM SEAGULL-LOVER-U.K. HEAR ME ROAR!" and roll up and down the street. This does cause some social problems, and my resulting track record expells me from all but the noisest and lowest paid jobs, but, hey, I love my ickle seagulls.

But that's enough of that. Take a look around my lovingly crafted webpage, and enjoy.

Alex
~*~Let Seagulls Be Your Energy~*~

About.....MEEEEEEEEEE!
Being transsexual and all that
A diary of........A Sheep from Northampton!!!!
My "File-O-Facts"
My....."buddys"
The one I love
My political party.....The Seagull LoverZ Party! (SLZP)
Webpage Of The Damned Vs The Standens Inn
Ghastly Pix
A brief demonstation of my writing skills
My Rantz page (Yes, that's Rantz with a Z!)
Northampton Olympics 2004

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This webpage was last updated on 22/01/02