BRAIN DUMP
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THE STRANGE TALE OF IKLE WEZ
Once upon a time in room10,there lived 2 chairs side by side.these chairs were called wez and wezita.Although wezita loved wez from afar she had never told him how she felt.that was until wez had a terrible accident.his leg fell off and so he was hospitilized in the bursars cupboard to be screwed.this tragic event made wezita realise how much wez meant 2 her so as soon as wez returned they got 2gether and had a beautiful baby son, wez jr or ikle wez.This happy occasion was blighted by the fact that their son was disfigured-the poor lad had however,the happy little chap couldnt care less and went through life armless.One day, when ikle wez was about 6months old, the school holidays arrived and the chair family were preparing for a family break in france, a place that ikle wez had always dreamed of visiting.However,a good friend of the chairs called bef had heard thatjosie would love to look after ikle wez for just 1 holiday.ikle wez was very excited at the prospect of a sleepover and accepted happily.Wez and Wezita were uncertain about leaving their baby with this dodgy looking stranger but gave in evntually and so off went wez with josie,bubbling with childish glee.josie got bored after a while and decided 2 dump poor baby wez in the ELC.stay here she cackled as she threw him behind the rubber animals.being a obidient little chap, wez sat resolutely among the dinosaurs and giraffes with their dead eyes STARING SPOOKILY AT HIM.WOOOOOOO thinking of his mummy and daddy and why josie hadnt come back to collect him when the call of nature drew him to a nearby wall(outside-never let it b sed that my hero isnt housetrained)while he relieved himself, a greasy lookin guy came up and offered him work as a pimp.wez agreed after a lot of consideration and this line of work took him to paris where he broke his leg on the ferry in an unfortunate um...business accident with a violent client.however, there he met up eith a good friend called pierre who fixed his leg and helped him send emails(sadly, ikle wez still had)
pierre also introduced ikle wez 2 his future wife heather.it was a case of love at first sight and they had two healthy bouncing baby twin chairs who they named hurdy and gurdy the musicasl chairs.well, i say healthy but in actual fact, hurdy is aproxx 4cm tall and also has
and is also dying because dumass tho well meaning people strapped him to a skateboard and pushed him off a cliff:( o well.so concludes the strannnnnge story of ikle wez.R.I.P wez.sr the chair.dearly missed by all.u will always live on in our hearts
THE TALE OF PACO BENITO-PENPALS R DEATH!
