Saturday, December 22    

My precious
I am writing you from my brand new, entirely fabulous, entirely beautiful MacBook Pro, which was the greatest gift of all time, from quite possibly the best boyfriend of all time. Oh, the sweet, sweet joy of my new shiny baby. And because I am a butthead and decreed that all presents should be given to me on my actual birthday whenever possible, I've only had one short day with this beautiful creature. Tonight, I jet to Boston for Christmas with the fam, and I'm pretty sure if I brought my baby with me, I wouldn't pay any attention to the actual humans around me.

Catch you on the East Coast, bitches.

  posted @ 4:47 PM |