common hoing problems
Submitted mostly by people at Manheim High School
-overcrowded corners
-bad/abusive pimp
-not making enough money (well you could get a real job)
-you are paying your customers for your time and services
-you are experiencing peer pressure to go out and start hoing
-you can't find a good corner
-you can't get a pimp (we supply only the best for a large fee)
-you want out of hoing
-your customers are all a bunch of Jews(no offense to any Jewish people)
-there's a beast lurking somewhere close by, scaring away all or your customers
-swollen cockheads(compliments of John O'Brien)
-your stomach needs pumped
-you are out of condoms (no need to contact us, go here)
-you loose the annual cum guzzling contest(compliments of Chris"jew boy" Thomas)
-you are too loose for your customer's satisfaction
-family members are trying to purchase you
-you are experiencing an itching/burning sensation
-depression
If you have trouble with any ho problem, be sure to e-mail us and let us know. We will contact you with the best solution as soon as possible.
Not having any ho trouble? E-mail us anyway, let us know what you think!
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