• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• Does your train of thought have a caboose?
• Do I look like a people person?
• A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
• Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
• Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done. (skipple's english class last year...)
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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