The Retarded Test

Do you want to take the retarded test?

Just answer the questions below!

This is a crazy thing one of my friends asked me if I wanted to take.

Try and see just how retarded you actually are!

DON’T CHEAT AND SCROLL DOWN TO LOOK AT THE ANSWERS! SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT

A TIME!

If a woman paints her 1-story house blue, what color are the stairs? Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister? Do they have the 4th of July in England? What was the first question I asked you?

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HERE ARE THE ANSWERS:

There are no stairs! It’s a one-story house!

He can’t! He’s dead!

Yes! They don’t skip from July 3rd to July 5th in England!

AND FINALLY

The first question I asked you was Do you want to take the Retarded Test? Did I fool you?

SCORING: If you missed 0 questions, congratulations! You are 0% retarded!

If you missed 1 question, you are 20% retarded.

If you missed 2 questions, you are 40% retarded.

If you missed 3 questions, you are 60% retarded.

If you missed 4 questions, you are 80% retarded.

If you missed all 5 questions, you are 100% retarded.