Welcome to Heaven

God looks over the millions of people and says "Welcome to Heaven. The women are to go with Saint Peter, and the men are then to form two lines. Make one line of the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other of men who were dominated by their women." With much movement the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by women is 100s of thousands of miles long but the line of men who dominated women has only one man. God gets angry and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud and prepare to learn from him!" God turns to the man and says, "Tell them, my son. How you managed to be the only one on that line?" The man says, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here. (hehehe n&n likes)

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