What's another word for Thesaurus?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

How do a fool and his money get together?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Why is it called a TV "set" if there's only one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of progress congress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?