Pick-Up Lines With Comebacks

Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Male: Is this seat taken?
Female: No, and mine won't be either if you sit down.

Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.

Male: Your body's like a temple.
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?

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