BLONDE JOKES-(these r classics)

• It took her months to figure out she could use her AM radio at night.
• She studied for a blood test and failed.
• She sold her car so she would have gas money.
• She looked into a box of Cheerio's and said, "Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!"
• She couldn't be a pharmacist because she can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
• What's the definition of "eternity?" Four blondes at a four-way stop.
• What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.
• What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
• Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This Goes In Front.
• She called me to get my phone number.
• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
• She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
• She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• She sat on the TV and watched the couch.
• -She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• -She tried to drown a fish.
• She thought a quarterback was a refund.
• She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
• If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
• They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
• Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
• She tripped over a cordless phone.
• She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
•  At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius."
• She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
• It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
• If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
• She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
• She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
• She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
• When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
• When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
• When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
• That when she jumped off a cliff, she got lost on the way
• When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

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