Hey thanks for stopping by and reading this!
Especially since in most cases you have NO
clue who I am do you? That's the joy of the net.
You have no idea whether I am a man-hating femenist,
a conservative Christian who is a charter member of
the Christian Coalition who thinks Jerry Falwell, etal
is God, a pyschotic loner who is going to detail plans
to kidnap and kill their crush, a computer tech head from Seattle,
a 12 year old boy. The last one is right. I'm a 12 year
old boy. Everyone on the net is a 12 year old boy. Didn't
you know? :) When they all grow up the Internet is gonna
crash and go out of business. Actually I am a 20 year old college student majoring
in journalism and thinking of transfering so I can minor in women's studies (hence the
placement of my page in zine scene and hence my feminism page ). I thought I was gonna
do a magazine but I changed my mind and it's now a personal
page Have you ever noticed that personal webpages are almost all
alike? I mean go out and look. Most of them have about 3 sections.
The first one is going to be the oh so orginal cliche of the e-mail junk polls
that your friends send you that have stimulating questions such as Coke or Pepsi,
Reebok or Nike? Black or White? ( Diet Coke, puhleze people they're just
leather with a brand name on them. Plus I wear Doc-style boots most of the
time, I am not going to answer that one becuase I don't want to appear racist.)
Then there's the online journal, and the links to
the N'synch,
Backstreet Boys,insert name of random "hot" boy band of the week,
MTV Online (excuse me while I go puke) Ditzy Fluffy Teen magazines that have more
advertisements then articles . There are exceptions especialy for techno geek girls.
Then there's the personal webpage that's just:www.signmyguestbookandgototheserandomlinks.com
Have you noticed that everyone's been getting a webpage? I have a feeling that's gonna be my generation's
version of "What's your sign?", "What's your webpage?" I am really getting sick of this hype about the Internet.
Sorry but I am. Quite a bit of the stuff I've found on the net is USELESS! (See my strange links page for just a miniscle example)
Plus you type in a question at a search engine and 2 hours later, you still haven't got the information you want, but you've managed to
find out about a crazy religion that worships poop (and you filled out an application to join, thinking that you might get valuable offers
in your e-mail to help you save money while shopping on-line) you bought strange food from a country you can't even locate on a map (then
again if you're American that makes you normal), read the "news" online, and gone to 15 random personal homepages like this one, that happened to contain the same words you typed in at the search engine.And
you still haven't found the information for your research
paper that's due at 8:00 TOMMORROW and it's now 6:00 am. All that and you didn't even go to Ask Jeeves. I swear I think Ask Jeeves is autistic. You type in
Where can I find information on the play " Computer Crazy?" It will give you links to computers. GRRRRRRR!
Why are people so hyped up about the fact that they can get news for free online instead of reading the paper? You can get the news faster admittly, but the quality of the so-called "articles" is really bad. I think they're
written by second graders. I mean the articles are 2 sentences long and have ten million links that all contain something to do with the article (this includes the words the, the place name, etc. Also do you REALLY need to get the news
as soon as it happens? What next?Will we get implants in our brains at birth that instantly transmits everything that's happening in the world? The net does have it's good points but I think the bad outweighs the good. Even the so called
good points are bad, in many cases because that brainy headed for MIT
nerd who has no friends in real life but tons of friends in cyberlife will devote all their time to his computer and then their grades drop and they're headed for a life on the streets, holding up signs that say. Please help. Need to check my e-mail in that cyber-cafe over there.
The internet is an amazing thing and it's allowed me to get back in touch with people whom I haven't seen in a few years, meet people, design my own webpage. Ummm I guess that's all I've used the web for. As I said I think it's way overhyped and I'm sick of everything having an i or an e
in front of it, to make it "cyber". I also can't stand random web addresses being shoved down my throat. I DON"T want to go to www. iwanttomakemoneyoffofyou.com
It is getting freaking annoying. Next theing you know someone will have their
name legally changed to www.tReNdYnAmEgOeShErE@ie.com. Enough of this rant. Besides I know you want to go explore the rest of my site like a good little boy/girl/fill in your gender identity here. :)
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