Yes, I'm a blonde, and I know how you all like to tell jokes about us, so I thought I'd add a few to the mix. =0)
- How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen.
- What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
'Cause they make them feel famous!
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
What is the difference between blondes and hookers?
Blondes cost less per score.
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?
A blonde doing cartwheels
Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop!
What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
You don't lend your Porsche to your friends.
Why did the blonde have a bruised belly-button?
Her boyfriend was blonde too.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
The Atlantic Coast has fewer crabs.
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.
Why do blondes like sun roofs?
More leg room
What do you call a virgin blonde?
A myth
