FAQ (That I Hate)

Ok, now I know alot of people aren't going to like this page, trust me I don't like it either, but nobody listen's to me unless it's through the net it seems. Lately for one reason or another, I've been getting alot strange e-mails, guestbook signings, and quotes with the questions below in them. I don't mind you peep's asking me questions but they are all about me and Tissy or me and Ed. That annoys the hell outta me. And then I get strange and stupid IM's saying what a whore I am, etc. How retarded is that!? So I figured instead of trying to explain it all to 50,000 different people, I'd just make a temporary page with most of the clean questions I get asked. Yeah can you believe it. I actually get several e-mail's a day asking me the same question!! Q. stands for "Question" and A. stands for Answer. So I guess without further rambling here goes:
Q. Tissy and I broke up becuz I cheated on him with my friend Ed.
A. No, No a thousand times no!! I had never even seen Ed outside of school before we broke up. I was with Tissy basically 24/7. So I have no idea where I had time to cheat on him with Ed.
Q. You and Tissy broke up becuz he was cheating on you.
A. Uhhh.. no. As far as I know he never cheated on me. I didn't suspect it or anything. I had this one girl IMing me recently saying she banged him during our entire two year relationship. So if he did more power to'em I don't give a crap anymore.
Q. I was pregnant with Ed's baby and that's why me and Tissy broke up.
A. Do you peep's actually sit at home and come up with the stupidest way's for us to break up possible!? I laughed my arse off at this one. The same girl who said he cheated on me said this one. Anyway, I've never even so much as kissed Ed, so there's no way I could ever be pregnant with his kid. Sorry to disappoint.
Q. The reason why I didn't have Ed's baby is becuz I had a miscarriage or an abortion
A. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Puh-leeze. Like I said before I've never ever done anything sexual with Ed. So no babies. Sorry yet again. I've never been pregnant with anyone's baby for that matter.
Q. Ed and I have constant sex and do it without realizing it cuz we do drugs.
A. For the last time. I am NOT nor have I EVER had sex with Ed. Do you guys have it through your heads yet? And as for the pot thing. My Mom would be able to smell if from a mile away, and she'd beat the crap outta me. So get over it.
Q. Ed and I are dating/going out.
A. Nope. Plain and simple. WERE JUST FRIENDS.

Q. I made the "Where's Jordan?" signs at the Battle of the Bands
A. Nope, if you've ever seen the sign's up close, you can tell it's not my handwriting. I didn't even get to hold'em up. *Sniff* I do happen to know who came up with the idea and made'em etc....
Q. Ed and I ruined one of his bands CD's or wanted to or sumthing.
A. Actually this one is partially true. Ed hadda open his big mouth and yell sumthing like: "I want one to ruin!!" right in the band's face. Just becuz he's Ed, he's nuts. Lol. (But I love him anyway.)
Q. Ed and I support his band
A. Yeah, what do I care? I can't speak for Ed though. Antiwayz, I don't like him, but I don't want him to die or anything. Plus if they become famous I can go on that shitty MTV show "Who Knows the Band?" and have my 15 minutes of fame. Lol, j/k. =0)
Q. I have my nipples and uh.. you know pierced
A. All I can say is.. Yeah Right!! It took me forever to convince my parents to lemme get my belly button done. If I asked for sumthing like that my Mom would faint, I swear!! Plus I'm to young to drive and underaged to get pierced w/o my parents, so I couldn't run off and get it done myself. I think it'd be neat to have my nippies done, but I don't think I'll ever be brave enough to actually go through with it. And as for down there, don't make me laugh.