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Versus: Vs. Pamela Paulshock - Stipulation: Special Guest Ref - Event: Smackdown

Date: 19th December, 03'

Record: 20-10-4


+ Been Put In Their Place +   

  Torrie Wilson (×2), Dawn Marie, Molly Holly(×3), Stacy Keibler, Victoria (×2), Steven Richards, Ryan Shamrock, Stephanie Bellars, Jazz, Tylene Buck, Sable, Pamela Paulshock(x2), Tiffany Evans, Kim Kanner, Lucy Furr, The Kat, Lita(x3), Gail Kim(x4) Pamela Paulshock (x3?)


^v The Roleplay v^

 





©           Song Of The Week           ©
- Limp Bizkit "Take a Look Around" -

All the tension in the world today
All the little girls fillin' up the world today
With the good comes the bad - the bad comes the good
But I'ma live my life like I should
(Like I should)
Now all the critics wanna hit it, to shit-can how we did it,
just because they don't get it
But I'll stay fitted, new era committed
Now this red cap gets a wrap from these critics

Do we always gotta cry?
(Always gotta cry...)
Do we always gotta live inside a lie?
(Live inside a lie...)
Life's just a blast, it's movin' really fast
Better stay on top or life'll kick you in the ass

Follow me into a solo, remember that
Kid, so what you wanna do?
And where you gonna run when you're starin' down the cable of a...
Mic pointed at your grill like a gun

Limp Bizkit is rockin' the set
It's like Russian Roulette, when you're placin' your bet
So don't be upset when you're broke and you're done,
cause I'ma be the one 'til I jet

I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately

I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately

Now you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately

Does anyone really know the secret?
Or the combination for this life, and where to keep it?
It's kinda sad when you don't know the meanin'
But everything happens for a reason
(Everything happens for a reason...)

I don't even know what I should say
Cause I'm an idiot, a loser, microphone abuser
I analyze every second I exist
Beatin' up my mind every second with my fist
And everybody wanna run
(Wanna run...)
Everybody wanna hide from the gun
(From the gun...)
You can take that ride through this life if you want
But you can't take the edge off the knife
(No sir)
And now you want your money back
But you're denied, cause your brain's fried from the sack
And there ain't nothin' I can do
Cause life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through

I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately

I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately

Now you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately

Now I know why
Now I know why
Now I know why
Now I know why
Now...

Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately



Forward: Thursday wasn't Trish's best night...she lost her number one contendership shot to her best friend Kim Kanner..but in all honesty there's no hard feelings felt between the two, if people actually think that then they're truly crazy. Trish has nothing but respect for Kim and she's very happy she could help her friend get ahead and be more well known. This week Trish goes against the foul mouthed Jersey Chic Pamela Paulshock. The history between the two is no secret, it started when Pamela's best friend Tiffany Evans decided to mess around and cause a brief - but still accomplished split between Trish and Chris Jericho. Obviously it didn't work that well because the two are *offically* back together after two months time. But enough of the past let's look forward to the future...Trish amd Pam both equally matched here who will come out on top? Will Trish be left 'shocked' in the middle of the ring or will Pamela be screaming in pain whilst almost being bent totally in half?

:End Forward


©           Scene One           ©
- This Message Will Self-Destruct -

Location: Toronto Canada
Date | Time: Sunday, December 14th 03' 11:23 am
Status: Off Camera

The scene opens up, inside a bright white kitchen, with black and white tiled floor and a big black fridge with the door open sitting along the wall in the counter. A petite hand reaches around from behind the door and it grasps the handle, it slowly starts to close and we see Trish Stratus, holding a plastic bottle of water, she cracks it open and drinks some of it, she wears a pair of hot pink ADIDAS breakaway pants and a white tank top with a small pink star on it. Her hair a little damp, she breathes kinda heavily as she walks around and sits down on a chair at the kitchen table, she takes in a deep breath before leaning up and pulling around another chair to rest her feet on. Trish leans back and drapes a white towel over her head, she moves slightly as she gets comfortable. Suddenly the front door of her house opens, wind whips in with some snow a person fights to get inside and then slams the door shut. They are totally covered in winter weather clothes, complete with the knitted hat, ear warmers gloves, downfeather jacket, and yes sunglasses - the whole shebang, with a couple of what looks to be plastic bags from a store. The person lets out a gunt before turning to look into the kitchen where Trish is, they then walk into the kitchen and stops, standing next to Trish who is still stretched out on both of the chairs, she moves the towel away from her eye hearing the person breating in and out between the scarf around their face.

×) Trish Stratus "What took you so long?"

The person mumbles from underneath the clothes trying to talk, Trish totally takes the towel off her and sits up with a confused look on her face. The person drops the bags down takes off the knitted hat to reveal blonde hair, they then undo the scarf around their mouth and drop it on the floor, she kinda laughs at the sight of Chris Jericho under all the clothes. She gets up and helps to unbutton his black jacket. Chris takes off the gloves and throws them down on the floor, his face is red even tho he had the scarf around his face and the hat on.

×) Chris Jericho "What took me so long? Trish, have you even looked outside?? It's colder then a witches titty and more blind then Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles combined..."

Trish laughs as she picks up his gloves and scarfs up from the floor.

×) Trish Stratus "Ummm..nope i was in working out.."

×) Chris Jericho "Ohhh that's good have fun?"

Chris slightly rolls his eyes at her, she lowers her eyebrows at him and turns around to look out the window. Trish pushes aside the white curtain and sees it's basically blinding snow. Trish turns around with her mouth opened, a little shocked.

×) Trish Stratus "It wasn't that bad when i woke up, or when i asked you to run out for me at nine thirty! I'm sorry.."

Trish pouts a little as Chris laughs

×) Chris Jericho "It's ok baby, it didn't start to get that bad until i was driving to the video store, i was on my way back anyway.."

Trish puts her hands on Chris' cheeks, her mouth drops open again.

×) Trish Stratus "Holy crap you are coooold."

Trish goes to take her hands away but he grabs them and holds them where they are.

×) Chris Jericho "Hold on a sec...warm me up.."

Trish smiles as she rubs her thumbs over his cheeks, Chris takes away her hands and leans down giving her a kiss on the nose. He then rubs his hands together walking over to the chair Trish used to prop up her feet. He finishes taking off his coat and fixes it so it's laying on the back of the chair. Trish walks over and pours out a cup of hot coffee from the coffee pot on the counter. She walks over and sets it in front of him, he slightly shivers trying to get warm again. She smiles as she pulls the chair up closer to him, then sits down.

×) Trish Stratus "What movies did ya get?"

Chris picks up the coffee cup and takes a sip of it, still shivering. He leans down at the blockbuster bag and pulls out three dvds, he holds up one.

×) Chris Jericho "I got...Mr. Arnuld Swizenhima, oh yea baybee.....and then..."

Trish giggles at his little impersonation as he suffles through them, he holds up another dvd case and looks at it then quickly spins it around resting it on the edge of the table smiling at her.

×) Chris Jericho "Mr. Jim Carey..your favorite funny man, BESIDES me of course *coughcough*..and then we got....."

Trish smiles still, shaking her head at him a little. He looks at the other case, and smiles holding it up in front of his face.

×) Chris Jericho "Aw, you know I had to pick up the Lord of the Rings Collectors set, it was just...begging me to buy it.."

He smirks a little, Trish puts her hand on Chris' knee.

×) Trish Stratus "You feeling better now?"

She smiles.

×) Chris Jericho "Yup..you made me all warm inside."

He winks at her with a smirk, Trish slaps his leg, then gets up off the chair and walks past, before she can get far - Chris wraps his arm around her waist and flings her around to sit on his lap.

×) Chris Jericho "C'mere goofy.."

×) Trish Stratus "Wha?"

×) Chris Jericho "Gimme a kiss.."

Chris puts a finger under Trish's chin tilting her head up a bit and giving her a soft kiss, Trish returns it and sits on his lap, she turns and looks at the 'Bruce Almighty' dvd case sitting on the table in front of her, she smirks a little thinking.

×) Trish Stratus "Hmmm...

×) Chris Jericho "Hmm? What you got spinning in that brain of yours?"

She starts to chuckle a little then turns to look at Chris, tapping her finger nails on the case.

×) Trish Stratus "Nothin..nothing at all..just something i thought up just now..."

×) Chris Jericho "Tell meeeee..?"

Trish shakes her head.

×) Trish Stratus "Just hope things start to clear up outside, until thenn.."

Trish gets up and pulls Jerichos sweater making him get out of the chair with her, she then picks up the movies from the table.

×) Trish Stratus "You picky.."

×) Chris Jericho "I say...ahem...Tha Turminata bay..bee.."

Trish still pulls Chris' shirt as they make their way up stairs to watch the movie, Trish and Chris get comfy on the bed after putting the dvd in the player. They snuggle on the bed as the movie starts............after about an hour the phone rings, Trish leans over quickly to pick it up, she clicks the phone on and whispers leaning over the side of the bed as to not disturbed Chris.

×) Trish Stratus "Hello?"

×) Kim Kanner "Heyyy, whatcha up to?"

×) Trish Stratus "Well hey, nice of you to call me so soon we're snowed in up here..so he got movies. You?"

She chuckles a little sitting back up on the bed. Chris leans over against Trish.

×) Chris Jericho "Who's that?"

×) Trish Stratus "It's Kimmy.."

×) Kim Kanner "OoOo, whatcha watchin?"

×) Trish Stratus "Well right now we got Terminato-"

Chris grabs the phone from Trish and caughs clearing his throat.

×) Chris Jericho "ITZ ARNULD, he'll be bock bay-bee."

Trish grabs the phone back and shakes her head at him laughing a little. Kim chuckles too

×) Kim Kanner "Ohh. Well i just wanted to check in, see what you love birds were up to. Me and Scotty are already up here in Cali so. "

×) Trish Stratus "Yea well SOMEONE didn't wanna leave yesterday...so now we got a blizzard going on up here.."

Trish caughs sarcastically. Chris' raises his eyebrows and yells at the phone.

×) Chris Jericho "Me? Oh ho ho..no someone didn't feel like flying down to Florida like I suggested.."

Trish waves her hand in Jerichos face as she gets up off the bed, walking out the door.

×) Chris Jericho "Yah dunt come bock, juniah!"

Chris laughs kiddingly, Trish turns back and kisses her hand and slaps her rear end, she continues walking down the hall.

×) Chris Jericho "ANYTIME YOU KNOW IT BABY!"

Trish laughs on the phone as she walks into the spare bedroom.

×) Trish Stratus "How're things down there? Have i missed anything exciting?"

×) Kim Kanner "Nah, we haven't been here long enough ourselves to really do anything yet. Our flight got in late last night, so we were just thinkin of takin a walk on the beach since we're stayin at my house up here in Malibu."

×) Trish Stratus "OoOh...i forgot about the beach house...damn what i wouldn't give to be here right now...instead of 'my' winter wonderland.."

×) Kim Kanner "Aww, well then book the next flight outta that blizzard and get both your asses up here with us."

Trish laughs a little.

×) Trish Stratus "You know what i did this morning? I sent him out in a little flurries and when he came back..he had to fight to get in the front door...Oh my God it was funny..i should have taken a quick picture before he knew i did hehe.."

×) Kim Kanner "Hehe, well i propose we do a lil shoppin for our boys when you get up here, i know a great mall around these parts."

×) Trish Stratus "Oooooo..shopping...hehe..our favorite pastime.."

As Trish says this Jericho walks by the room.

×) Chris Jericho "No..shopping.."

He walks past the room and hurries down the stairs. Trish scoffs lightly and then laughs.

×) Trish Stratus "I have no idea what I'm going to get him...no clue in my mind."

×) Kim Kanner "Ohh..i know...get him one of those teddies."

Kim laughs jokinly, Trish does too.

×) Trish Stratus "Ohhh i could do something like that...just like, put a bow..around...and..well yea, you have any idea whatcha gonna get wormie?"

Kim thinks for a moment.

×) Kim Kanner "Hmm..well..i could always go that route too but..i think i'mma take him to buy a puppy for us..hopefully."

Trish gasps.

×) Trish Stratus "Aww what kind, do you know?"

Chris walks past the door again carrying a bowl of popcorn and a can of diet pepsi.

×) Chris Jericho "We don't want any..go away.."

He walks past the doorway not looking into the room.

×) Trish Stratus "Jesus Christ do you have to do that?!"

He comes back and peeks back in the door.

×) Chris Jericho "Why, yes...yes i do.."

×) Trish Stratus "Go watch your damned movie.."

Trish turns to face the other way on the bed. Kim chuckles on the other line.

×) Kim Kanner "There's so many I like. But I was thinkin along the lines of a rotweiler or maybe a pug, somethin small like that."

×) Trish Stratus "Aww..well now i'm gonna have to definitely stop to see him. How you feeling about Thursday..with Luce and all?"

×) Kim Kanner "Ready as can be expected ya know.. this sure as hell ain't the first time we've dueled and it definately ain't the last.. but she's below me. I've surpassed her and her ability far more then her wildest dreams.. she can think she can take me all she wants.. the outcome will still be the same..she'll lay limp in that ring while i'm declared the victor."

Trish chuckles a bit.

×) Trish Stratus "Damned right..not to mention..I'd got a little something something up my own sleeve..but we'll get to that later..."

×) Kim Kanner "Ohh uh oh.. looks like those cranks are turnin in Trishy's head."

Trish laughs and nods.

×) Trish Stratus "Ohhh yea..Pams not gonna know what to do..one thing i do have to say is..thank God for overnight mail..."

Trish laughs a bit evilly, Silence falls over the the phone's line for a few moments then Kim reacts.

×) Kim Kanner "Ohh ho ho..i gotcha, hehe."

×) Trish Stratus "Ooh and internet..infact..i think imma do a little shopping in a bit..put it on express..I'll tell you about it Thursday...wink wink.."

×) Kim Kanner "Sounds like a plan."

×) Trish Stratus "Let me say this..EvanShock productions is gonna get their own shocking surprise themselves..."

Kim smirks.

×) Kim Kanner "Ohh i can only imagine, heheh."

Trish goes to say something else but gets disturbed yet again by Chris.

×) Chris Jericho "Trishhhhhhhh.."

×) Trish Stratus "Whaaaaaat?"

×) Chris Jericho "Your missing the movie damnit..."

Trish tries not to laugh but chuckles under her breath.

×) Kim Kanner "Aww, looks like your man wants ya."

She chuckles, Trish does too.

×) Trish Stratus "Alright..i gotta go watch the movie with the big baby...i'll see you...Thursday...shoppin before hand...right?"

×) Chris Jericho "Noooo.."

×) Trish Stratus "Shhhhhush.."

Chris puts his hands up in defence with his eyebrows raised and walks back to the bedroom.

×) Kim Kanner "Hehe, indeedy."

Trish smiles.

×) Trish Stratus "Alright..talk to you then.."

×) Kim Kanner "Bye."

Trish disconnects the phone and hops off the bed, she quickly walks into the bedroom to finish watching whats left of the movie...or try to atleast.


©           Scene Two           ©
- Misson...Impossible? -

Location: Hollywood Califorina
Date | Time: Wednesday, December 16th 03' 11:15pm
Status: On Camera

The scene opens up on a dark night, the camera pans around and we see in the darkness a couple of tall palm trees lining the street, not many cars driving down the road but there is one, a black Lexus? It comes to a halt across the street from where the camera is. The lights get turned off and then the engine, the camera picks up a small figure in the drivers side and a rather larger (putting it nicely) figure in the passenger seat. The smaller figure turns around and pulls up a black gymbag from the backseat. The camera gets closer to the car to see a blonde headed women sitting in the front seat and a big fat bald man next to her. The womens hair is up in a french braid with little black clips holding back her bangs, soon enough the women is revealed to be the Queen of the World..Trish Stratus. She peeks in the bag and smirks evilly, she then turns her attention to Ralphie?! Who is sitting next to her, in all black sweat suit outfit, and a knitted ski mask sitting on the top of his head.

×) Trish Stratus "Ok..you know the game plan right?"

He nods. Trish takes something out of the bag, she then opens the door and gets out. Ralphie proceeds to do the same, Trish sets the gym bag on the roof of the car and looks over at Ralph.

×) Trish Stratus "You remember what i said to do if we get caught...right?"

×) Ralphie "Um...yeth...roll into a ball anth.. roll?"

Trish squints her right eye and then nods.

×) Trish Stratus "Either that or just start to cry.."

Ralphie grins his three toothed grin.

×) Ralphie "Kk..I can do thath..Hey Trith?"

×) Trish Stratus "Yea?"

×) Ralphie "Can I be Eathan Hunt?.

Trish stares at him blankly.

×) Trish Stratus "From..Mission Impossible?"

×) Ralphie "Yeth..or double O theven"

Trish's eyes widen and she shrugs.

×) Trish Stratus "Sure what the hell.."

Ralphie smiles big, Trish takes the ropes she took out of the bag before, she holds it up and then bends down, Trish has on a skintight black leather catsuit with black combat boots on, she steps into the ropes with one foot, and then the other, she pulls it up and it seems to be some kinda harness. She straps it around her waist and ties it snuggly, making it fit perfectly around her curvaceous waist. Ralphie puts down his ski mask and starts tp panic, seeing as the front is around the backside of his head, he starts to let out one of his shrill cries. Trish quickly looks up to see him flairing his arms around. Trish runs around the car to try and calm him down, she almost gets socked in the face by his arm.

×) Ralphie "EeeeeeeEEEEEEEE I CAN'T THEE!"

Trish quickly grabs the ski mask and whips it around the right way. He looks and smiles at Trish, he grabs her and hugs her tight picking her up off the ground. Trish turns her head away, trying to push away.

×) Ralphie "I love youth Trith!

×) Trish Stratus "Put me down...right now!"

Ralphie drops Trish, she stumbles back but catches herself before falling on her ass. Trish looks across the street to see a secruity guard with a flash light standing behind a gate, she grabs Ralphie and makes him duck down behind the car just as the light from the flashlight wonders past the car. Trish peeks her eyes up to see him walking away, she sighs out in relief and stands back up.

×) Trish Stratus "You almost had this mission done and over with before we even got started! Now you have to be quiet, unless i'm talking to you of course, and pay attention damnit."

Ralphie nods, Trish walks around the car once more, picking up the bag, sliding it onto her shoulder. She starts walking across the street as she does she takes out a metal bar, Ralphie follows suit after her. The camera pans up to show a big sign going across the top of the gate that reads "Miramax" Trish looks around quickly before placing the bar between the gate, she turns it using all her strength finally the gate opens. Trish smirks and slips through with ease, she looks around once more and waves for Ralphie to follow, only problem is he can't fit his gut through. Trish sighs and starts to pull his arm Ralphie starts to whine.

×) Trish Stratus "Suck it in baby Huey!"

×) Ralphie "Thuhuhu Crith uthed to call me that."

×) Trish Stratus "Hahe no crap? Suck it in damnit before we get caught!"

Trish grunts before giving another tug, this time freeing Ralphie. Trish picks up the bag and quickly runs into the lot where all the studios are, Ralphie waddles running behind her, when they get to the first dark shaded spot between two buildings, Ralphie pants like he's about to drop over dead.

×) Ralphie "Trith..you move too damn fath for me.."

Trish ignores him as she takes out a piece of paper thats tucked snuggly in the front part of her suit, she unfolds it and looks over it quickly before folding it back up and sliding it back into her top.

×) Trish Stratus "We don't have to go much further..c'mon.."

Ralphie lets out a huge sigh as she takes off running across the way hiding in another unlighted spot between two buildings, she then darts across once more to another shadowed spot. She turns around to see Ralphie walking down in the middle of the street under no cover what so ever, Trish gets a pissed off look on her face and she waves for him to hurry up, Ralphie jogs the rest of the way. Trish smirks and turns to him.

×) Trish Stratus "Ok..it's in here..we'll go in..get it and then bolt the hell outa here alright?"

Ralphus nods, Trish slowly walks over to the silver door just trying to see if it opens..and it does.

×) Trish Stratus "Oh God this is easier then I thought."

They both hurriedly rush into the studio, as the door closes "EvenShock Productions" can be seen on the nameplate on the door. Trish walks over to another door across the massive soundstage, Ralphus being like her shadow, follows behind. She opens the door to a long hallway lined with offices, she stops and digs through the black bag pulling out a small flashlight. She walks down the hall and finds the door she was looking for, she places her hand on the door and tries to open it but..it's locked..of course. She scrunches up her nose and looks around and sees a janitors closet. Trish walks over and turns the doorknob, it opens. She slides her hand against the wall turning on the switch and sees above the door there's an air vent.

×) Trish Stratus "Ralph...come here.."

Ralphie walks over to the closet as Trish takes out a long rope, with clip hooks on it. She hooks them onto her harness thats around her waist and ties the other end of the rope around Ralphies gut. She leans up on him and he gives her a boost up to the vent. Trish slides off the metal cover and lays it on a box, she pulls herself into the shaft and disappears. She turns around and peeks her head back out and looks at Ralphie.

×) Trish Stratus "When i pull on the rope..that means pull on it...ok? When i do pull fast.."

×) Ralphie "Kk.."

Trish turns back around and crawls in the shaft leaving her fate to the man known as Ralphus. She crawls for a couple moments until finally, she comes to the first vent where theres a light on, she shakes her head as she carefully peeks to see the janitor mopping the floor with his headset on singing way too loud and way too bad that it should be illegal.

×) Janitor "You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine..OH YEAHHHHHHHH! You can dance, you can ji-hive!, having the time of your life, OoOoOoH... see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queeeeeeeen."

The guy kicks his leg up high dancing with the mop like its a person, Trish's eyes widen as she crawls past, shaking her head mumbling to herself.

×) Trish Stratus "O...kay..."

Trish crawls to the next one, she peeks in and smiles. She carefully takes takes off the cover and slides it into the vent, she climbs down and lands in the room safely. She looks around and sees a couple photographs of Pamela Paulshock and Tiffany Evans on a desk, she smirks and picks it up.

×) Trish Stratus "Awe...so...cute...too bad Pamela's going to be put away for a long while..in the hospital..and if pushed enough Tiffy will be her roommate nextstore.."

Trish places the picture frame face down on the desk, she looks around quickly and opens up all the drawers in the desk, she scuffles through them and slams them shut, she walks over to the closet opening the door.. as she does a small pile of sex toys falls out around her feet, not far behind a body falls out.. catching Trish off guard, thinking its a real person falling towards her she side steps it, and they fall flat on their face, she walks over cautiously and nudges them with her boot, finally she kicks it over, she covers her mouth kinda shocked to see it is in all actuality a doll not just any doll..a sex doll and that the it is shall we say...standing tall? She starts to laugh.

×) Trish Stratus "Friggin sicko..

Trish glances down at a big pink vibrator, she blinks a few times reading outloud what it has written on the side of it.

×) Trish Stratus "Hardcoooone Hollay?!...what... the... hell...?"

Trish shakes her head and turns around to see a tall filing cabinit. She looks closely at the labels on the drawers and finds one that says "reels" She gasps and slides it open first one she pics up and reads outloud what it says.

×) Trish Stratus "Delusional - Final Cut...Starring Jim Carey, Kate Winslet, Lisa Kudrow and...Pamela Paulshock..."

Trish smirks evilly as she closes the drawer with the film in hand. She walks back over to the vent and tugs on the rope. Meanwhile...back in the Janitor's closet, Ralphie can be seen talking to the Janitor who was dancing with the mop?!

×) Janitor "Nooo no holms..it's...You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeeeeeeen...dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine..oh...yea...got it?"

Ralphie nods as the Janitor takes a puff of his 'cigarette'.

×) Ralphie "Youuu are teh danthing queeen young and thweet only theventeen...danthing queen feeeeeeeel teh beat from teh tambourine...Oh yea-ha-haaa"

×) Janitor "Tha was betta...hey dood..you wanna hit off of disss?"

As Trish tugs the rope again, she sees a flash light coming down the hall and keys jingling an obvious night guard. She pushes over the desk and hops up on it, she then pulls herself into the vent once again kicking her feet, she pulls them in just in time for the guard to shine his flashlight into the room, he sees the room is a mess and messages on his radio to the other guards that theres been a break in. As Trish crawls through the vent fast she takes off her harness leaving it in there. She gets to the other side just in time to see Ralphie taking not one not two but 3 puffs of the guys joint. She yells at him as she slides her legs around to climb down.

×) Trish Stratus "YOU IDIOT! We gotta go..."

She puts the movie film into the black bag, flings it into her shoulder and grabs Ralphus's shirt pulling him with her.

×) Janitor "Yo man..can i get a numba?"

Trish basically dragging Ralphie behind her both run down the hall, as they get to the door four more guards show up down at the other end of the hall. Trish flings the door open and grabs Ralphies belt buckle dragging him behind her. They run through the dark studio and the out door, Ralphie is already starting to lag behind. He slows down when they are more then half way free. He takes deep breathes in and out as he still walks, Trish still tries to pull him along.

×) Ralphie "I can't do it...jethuth chritht..."

×) Trish Stratus "I'll buy you a big mac..if you run...right now....Ralphie i'll buy you whatever you want at McDonalds you just have to run right now."

Ralphie starts to cry.

×) Ralphie "Eeee...Mcdonaldth ith clothed now..."

×) Trish Stratus "Goddamnit Wendy's then..anything you want.."

×) Ralphie "Anything?"

Trish nods quickly, her eyes widen when all four guards bust out of the studio door, they stumble and trip over one another looking in every direction for the two. Ralphie smiles.

×) Ralphie "Okayth Trith.."

They both start running towards the gate, Trish runs through the gate with ease once again, as Ralphie comes stomping in he sucks his gut in, Trish tries to open the door as wide as she can, he gets through! Trish smirks, but quickly turns around running to the car, she pushes Ralphie to go over to the passenger side, he gets in quickly as does Trish, she turns the ignition real quick and peals away, the guards stand at the gate dumbfounded..making the scene come to a direct close.



 
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